THE OFFCIAL "Yo mama" jokes thread

[AdolfOliverBush]

Yo mama is so fat when she went bungie jumping she went straight to hell.

 

[CSIDERICHCITY]

YO MOMMA SO DAMN STUPID I ASKED HER "IF I LOCKED YOU IN A CAR WITH A BASEBALL BAT HOW WOULD YOU GET OUT"? AND SHE SAID BUST THE WINDOW!!

 

[DJ Mark 7]

YO MOMMA SO DAMN STUPID I ASKED HER "IF I LOCKED YOU IN A CAR WITH A BASEBALL BAT HOW WOULD YOU GET OUT"? AND SHE SAID BUST THE WINDOW!!

???????

 

[Jceezy]

Yo momma so black when she get out the car the oil light comes on

 

[xraidedloc831]

???????

as opposed to just unlocking the door and getting out cause your on the inside.

 

[AdolfOliverBush]

Yo mama is so fat I walked around her and got lost.

 

[DFresh77]

YO MOMMA SO DAMN STUPID I ASKED HER "IF I LOCKED YOU IN A CAR WITH A BASEBALL BAT HOW WOULD YOU GET OUT"? AND SHE SAID BUST THE WINDOW!!

only yo momma was able to understand that joke.....

 

[jr916]

yo momma is so fat she sat on a dollar and made 4 quarters

 

[DJ Mark 7]

only yo momma was able to understand that joke.....

lol seriously....I guess I get it now but it's obvious not one for the books my friend

 

[AdolfOliverBush]

Yo mama is so fat she did a backflip and kicked God in the face.

 

[ThornCity503]

yo momma so weak they call her BAMBI legs, she walks like a new born deer

 

[Premo]

mark7 mom got nothin but ranch dressing in the fridge

he come thru for some grub she be like .. u know whats in the fridge

she be makin ranch dressing casserole n shit

 

[Gas One]

thats why yo momma lay underneath the ground givin birth to ants all day

u be throwin her burrito supremes from taco bell through groundhog holes

 

[Premo]

ur mom be bringin home dainty 7-11 hot dogs for dinner

 

[Gas One]

yo momma hit a rave in a hamster ball talkin' baat she rollin' hard

thats why yo momma face look like pizza niggas in the hood call her mama mia

 

[Premo]

u mad cuz ur mom made deep fried swordfish nuggets again

 

[Gas One]

thats why yo momma made a regional tweekers publication called pro-meth-a-zine that circulates in 79 states across the globe

thats why yo dads gang name is bottoms up bobby

thats why you go to comm. college lookin like sean kingston talkin baat theres ssssoooo mannnny giiiirrrrllls

 

[Premo]

thats why when me n ur mom was on 3rd n silva we heard people shootin i told her to get down and she did the west coast wiggle

 

[Gas One]

thats why you was a siamese twin and yo momma named you boy boy

 

[Dana Dane]

My favorite of ALL TIME:

Your moms lips are so big that chapstick had to make a spray.

Your moms house is so small you walk in the front door and fall off the back porch!