THE OFFCIAL "Yo mama" jokes thread

[DFresh77]

dj mark...yo momma looks like chree....

taxman...yo momma is a fat white man....

 

[Gas One]

lmao at this thread..i did this shit in another forum and it ended up taking off so hard that i think wilmer bit that shit for the 'yo momma' show...im retired....ask premo..haha...

thats why yo momma caught jaundice and called herself the Yellowskinned MC...

 

[D-Rose]

Yo momma musta been walking around constipated her whole life...


...cuz she ain't done SHIT!!

 

[siccness-user]

^^^your mom is so fat she had to buy two airplane tickets

your mom is so black her shadow doesnt exist

your mom is so sluty she goes to burger king and gets it her way everytime

your mom is so fat, chuck norris cant lift her

 

[Swervin415]

Yo momma so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone

 

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

yo momma so fat, yo sister got stuck in her ass and i thought i was looking at the man on the moon

 

[DJ Mark 7]

yo mama's house so small the mat at front of the door just says "WEL"

 

[Premo]

mark7 mom house so small she gotta eat a large pizza outside

 

[28g w/o the bag]

your mother got so many zits that blind kids can read her face

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[smittycal]

Your momma is so nasty she just like a door nob..everyone gets a turn

 

[siccness-user]

your mom is like my speakers, they bang in the trunk

 

[DJ Mark 7]

Premo's mamas house so small she stuck the key into the door and killed 5 people

 

[jr916]

yo mommas like a microwave- stick in the beef and turn her on

 

[AdolfOliverBush]

Yo mama is so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.

 

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

yo momma so dumb she went to green burrito and complained that the burrito wasnt green

 

[Unkut Yola]

yo momma so trailer park & so fat!
she Douche wit a 40 bottle,
a waterhose,
and a airbag!





...YEEE BITCH i'm on it!

 

[Simon Adebesi]

lmao at this thread..i did this shit in another forum and it ended up taking off so hard that i think wilmer bit that shit for the 'yo momma' show...im retired....ask premo..haha...

thats why yo momma caught jaundice and called herself the Yellowskinned MC...

That's why yo mama so fat... she couldn't fit a description

 

[WXS STOMP3R]

YO MOMMA SO FAT, JESUS COULDNT LIFT HER SPIRITS.

 

[AdolfOliverBush]

Yo mama is so ugly when she looked in the mirror her reflection ducked.

 

[WXS STOMP3R]

YO MOMMA SO BLACK SHE DONT GET A CHECKUP, SHE GETS A SMOG CHECK.