THE OFFCIAL "Yo mama" jokes thread

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

yo momma is so dumb, she went to your little league coach with a bananna and a condom and asked to see the head coach

 

[Legman]

Yo Momma So Old, She Got Powdered Breast Milk

 

[8FIVE8]

yo momma's so fat, that when she takes a shower, her feet dont get wet

 

[siccness-user]

^^^your mom is so horny she jacks off to the new soulja boy song


YAAAA!!! YAAA!!!!

 

[8FIVE8]

yo momma got a fake leg and a real foot

 

[siccness-user]

^^^your mamma is so old she used to bump ice T in her cassette player

 

[xraidedloc831]

Yo mama is so fat she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.

(I'm waiting for some idiot who thinks he is going to be so original by cutting and pasting 1,000 "Yo Mama" jokes from another site and posting them here)

I second this statement.

 

[numba2stunna]

Found this on YouTube.. kids pretty funny

 

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

yo momma so dumb she put a penny in michael vicks ass and asked for a quarterback

 

[jr916]

yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it

 

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

yo momma so poor, i asked her "why you got reflectors on that skateboard?"

she said, oh thats the family car!!!

 

[radiostationrep]

yo mama so fat.

she on both sides of the family.

she so fat.

her picture frame fell off the wall.

 

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

yo momma so fat she cant do no close ups, she gotta be in a panoramic picture

 

[ultrazyn1]

Yo momma's so ugly hotel managers use her picture to keep away the Rats

 

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

yo momma so ugly she stuck her head out the car window and got a ticket for mooning

 

[xraidedloc831]

lol there some pretty good ones in here lol.

Yo mama so stupid they said it was chili out side and she went and got a bowl.

 

[AdolfOliverBush]

Yo mama is so stupid she thought manual labor was the president of Mexico.

 

[BASEDVATO]

Ya momma so fat and depressed when she cut her wrists she bleeds brown gravy

 

[TaxMan]

Yo momma so fat, she set on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose.

 

[DJ Mark 7]

yo mama so skinny she gotta jump around in the shower to get wet