THE OFFCIAL "Yo mama" jokes thread

[xraidedloc831]

I was joking around with my wife with old yo mama jokes and thought id post up an offcial thread to see how many of you guys remember good yo mama jokes from back in the day. Ill start it off with:


Yo mama is so poor, i saw her kickin a can down the street, and i asked her what she is doing, and she said moving. LOL


Lets keep it going....

 

[b rock]

Yo momma is so stupid her boobs are squared shape cause she forgot to take the tissue out of the box

 

[MrPeete]

Yo momma got one arm and swims in a circle

 

[Premo]

ur mom so fat when she wore a malcom x jacket helicopters tried to land on her

 

[REdRUM]

Yo momma's so fat, she was laying on the beach, a dude came up and stuck a flag in her ass and claimed her for Spain.

 

[REdRUM]

And it has to be "YO MOMMA", Premo...no ''ur mom''...rofl.

 

[siccness-user]

^^^mom is so stupid she sits at the tv and watches the couch

 

[D-Rose]

Yo mama choked on a dick and died.

That's it.

 

[REdRUM]

^^^mom is so stupid she sits at the tv and watches the couch

Yo momma is so ugly, I took her to the zoo and they said 'thanks for bringing her back.'

 

[siccness-user]

Yo momma is so ugly, I took her to the zoo and they said 'thanks for bringing her back.'

^^^you mom is so bald she tool a shower and got brainwashed

 

[REdRUM]

^^^you mom is so bald she tool a shower and got brainwashed

Yo momma has text sex with Big E.

:hurt:

 

[siccness-user]

Yo momma has text sex with Big E.

:hurt:

^^^your mom went backstage with Berner

 

[JAPE]

I just use the good ole "that what your mom said"

 

[REdRUM]

^^^your mom went backstage with Berner

LOL

 

[AdolfOliverBush]

Yo mama is so fat she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.

(I'm waiting for some idiot who thinks he is going to be so original by cutting and pasting 1,000 "Yo Mama" jokes from another site and posting them here)

 

[REdRUM]

Yo mama is so fat she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.

(I'm waiting for some idiot who thinks he is going to be so original by cutting and pasting 1,000 "Yo Mama" jokes from another site and posting them here)

LOL me too.

 

[drunkaholic707]

yo momma is so dumb she thought taco bell was a phone company

 

[siccness-user]

lol, fuck, wrong thread

 

[jr916]

yo momma is so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles

 

[numba2stunna]

If your gonna steal Yo Momma jokes... http://yomomma.tv that's the site.

Yo Momma so ugly... I heard she got caught giving dome in the park, the guy she was with got arrested for cruelty to animals.