the longest

[marty50]

what is the longest you held your shit in for?

i meant to take a shit around 3 this afternoon, but instead i just let out a squeeky lil ol fart, and so the shit was just a false alarm.

but now , im feelin it again, i dont know if i should take the risk of farting or that it might be a shart.

i feel like i can hold it in till after the lakers game, plus i dont want to get up. maybe it doesnt help if i just had some kefir.
so im going 5 hours strong so far. guiness records here we go.

 

[MizeryU]

what. a. fag...

 

[fillyacup]

 

[Dana Dane]

just because you like to get your shit pushed in....................

 

[BASEDVATO]

I bet Marty shits his pants...

 

[marty50]

its crazy too, cuz once you dont think about it, its not there. but when you think about it, it appears. its like some quantum theory shit.

 

[Dana Dane]

keep holding it and maybe your stomach will explode and we won't have to read these type of threads from you anymore.

 

[MobbinINda916]

marty probably has those silent air farts because he had his shit pushed in too many times

 

[fillyacup]

 

[Dana Dane]

booty queefs!

 

[FDS]

no marty

 

[SouthernComfort]

THEYYYY SEEE MEEEE TROLLLINNNNNN, THEY HATINNNNN

 

[ayo4yayo]

 

[BASEDVATO]

 

[Dana Dane]

uhhhhhhhhhh?

 

[BASEDVATO]

yes dana... that is a ms paint pussy... marty does not like anything pussy related haha


I got one more for you guys... then off to real life shit! like get high and going outside

 

[BASEDVATO]

mahbad double post

 

[KillaClown]

 

[P.E.]

I FEEL U MAYNE,..THAT WAS ME THE OTHER DAY,BUBBLE GUTS Y TODO, AND LOOK WUT I DID!...

SHIT TOOK ME BY SURPRISE!...COMPLIMENTS OF CHINA EXPRESS,..I DUNNO,BUT I THINK IT MIGHT BE SOME KIND OF RECORD OR SOMETHING!...SHIT WAS STEAMIN!.OUT THE WATER AND ALL...LITERALLY!

 

[BASEDVATO]

^ Fuck you for that one