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May 19, 2005
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alright so i jus saw my ex tonight,and we both kinda played it like nothin was botherin us,but then again we both knew that shit was not like it used to be,we were banging and doin our thing for like 2 month and bam,shit hits the fan and i dont hear from her or even see her in town for three month,and then jus last week i saw her for like a minute and we were tryin to be some wut civalized.were both exchange students in france,and tomarow shes goin to spain,and tonight she asked for my email adress at my bar,and we both knew that shell never email me,but i wanna send her one last text before im un able to reach her.something on the lines of "wish the best for you in spain,but lets not be fuckin 2 year olds and pretend that your gonna email me"something on the lines of not being a complete physco,but not being mushy.i jus wanna have the last word,dont care to see,or hear from her again,even though she was the best lay iv ever and will ever eever ever have,unless i pay mass amounts of money for it.the shorter and blunt it is the better.its 5 am and i got about a couple hours till shes gone,and im drunk,so let me get sum sikk help
 
May 6, 2002
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fuck her.. no need to hit her up,, just do you, and get another bitch.. for some reason, girls always wanna come back at the wrong time, they claim they can sense another female around, i just think they hate not gettin attention. then rub it in her face when she comes crawlin back...

works like a charm in the "last word" stage...
 
Dec 11, 2002
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DeceptaKhan said:
even though she was the best lay iv ever and will ever eever ever have




Ummm... unless youre 85 and on viagra dont believe that this is true.

You just need to replace her with another.... its what works best... trust..



No texts.. no voicemails.. no emails..
 
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seeeee. i knew it worked.. ive done it a nice amount of times, and EVERY TIME, the chick gets desperately inlove wit me for a few weeks, to a few months, and even STILL say they love me with all there heart...

she has another dude homie.. if yall was together for months, then she just up and leaved you, for months, and hasnt contacted you, then she found a better "lay"

just get you a new one..
 
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KALYN said:
You just need to replace her with another.... its what works best... trust..



Best way to get over one is to replace with another.. if you a woman or a man.. its just the way of the world.