THE LADY AND THE PARROT

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EDJ

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A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a > > > perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said to her, "Hey lady, you > > > are really ugly." A the lady was furious! > > > She stormed past the store to her work. On the way home she saw the > > > same parrot and it said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." She > > > was incredibly ticked now. > > > > > > The next day the same parrot again said to her, "Hey lady, you are > > > really ugly." > > > The lady was so ticked that she went into the store and said that she > > > would sue the store and to get rid of the bird if they didn't do > > > something about it. The store manager apologized profusely and > > > promised he would make sure the parrot didn't say it again. > > > When the lady walked past the store that day after work the parrot > > > called to her, "Hey lady." > > > She paused and said, "Yes?" > > > And the bird replied, "You know."