the i rubbed the duck to the wrong bitch thread

[marty50]

the pic above says alot about this thread.

i vow never to rub the duck again, for i have sinned and reached the limits of man.

i have rubbed myself out of the realms of internet porn existence.

to this bitch: shit i have never sinned so greater than now. wtf, was i thinkin. the bewitched chick, omfg, im going to hell.

 

[Meta4iCAL]

lolwut

 

[niguardian]

is this muthafucka serious?!?! who gives a fuck!!! jack off 2 who u want nigga



this is a weird ass thread



*leaves

 

[DubbC415]

A 400 lb kid in my eighth grade PE class told me he "accidentally" jerked it to RuPaul once. I thought "why me?" and avoided him from there on.

 

[Meta4iCAL]

are you tweeze?

doesn't tweeze like lookin at old black and white pictures of white women that he thinks are black?

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

marty50, lay off from two things...

1. crack
2. making threads.

 

[marty50]

im addicted to porn!!!!!!

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

lol...

 

[coondogg26]

so go find some real pussy, i promise you it feels better then ur hand

 

[marty50]

not when its left handed stranger style

 

[Kon1]

^^^what a fucking weirdo somebody ban this guy pleae.....

 

[Dhadnot]

lol at the tweeze comments but those broads were black meta4ical.

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

i have rubbed myself out of the realms of internet porn existence.

even though this thread sucks, ^^^ that shit was fucking bomedy...

 

[psycko]

u stole my sig

 

[savage]

lol @ rubbin the duck

 

[Music Nfluenced]

Isn't Marty supposed to be a famous musician? What a bad way to lose what fans you had.

 

[LISICKI]

 

[MEXCOM]

Marty is the guy who asked some other dude to touch his balls for him. He used the pretense of an STD check up while the other guy commented he had strep throat symptoms. Both are fags.

 

[TaxMan]

I'd fuck her/rub one out to her. Is she still alive? Ahh well, either way...

 

[Gofer]

Isn't it the choke the chicken? never heard of rub the duck. Anyway kinda ironic with the sigs you got goin on