THE HOLY STATUE

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EDJ

Sicc OG
May 3, 2002
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ENJOY.....

Two priests are off to the showers late one night.
> >>>>They undress and step into the
> >>>showers before they
> >>>>realize there is no soap.
> >>>Father John says he has soap
> >>>>in his room and goes to get
> >>>it, not bothering to
> >>>>dress.
> >>>>
> >>>>He grabs two bars of soap, one
> >>>in each hand, and heads
> >>>>back to the showers. He is
> >>>halfway down the hall when
> >>>>he sees three nuns heading his
> >>>way. Having no place to
> >>>>hide, he stands against the
> >>>wall and freezes like he's
> >>>>a statue.
> >>>>
> >>>>The nuns stop and comment on
> >>>how lifelike he looks.
> >>>>The first nun suddenly reaches
> >>>out and pulls on his
> >>>>manhood. Startled, he drops a
> >>>bar of soap.
> >>>>
> >>>>"Oh look" says the first nun,
> >>>"its a soap dispenser".
> >>>>To test her theory the second
> >>>nun also pulls on his
> >>>>manhood....sure enough he
> >>>drops the second bar of
> >>>>soap. The third nun decides to
> >>>have a go.
> >>>>
> >>>>She pulls once, then twice and
> >>>three times but nothing
> >>>>happens. So she gives several
> >>>more tugs, then yells!
> >>>>"Mary, Mother of God - Hand
> >>>Lotion too!"