I've pulled some pretty funny acts on telemarketers before but I don't have nothing on that guy. sounded like a real police officer imo until he started with the gay lover talk. lol.
My homie out of boredom (lived in the mountains) used to call up his local bars and threaten that he was gonna get the last nights bartenders fired cause his underage daughtorcame home drunk puking everywhere and then broke her ankle falling down stairs or something of that nature. used to crack me up cause he had a recorder hooked up to his phone too.