ENJOY.....
There was this little boy about 12 years old walking
down the sidewalk dragging a flattened frog on a
string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of a
house of ill repute and knocked on the door. When the
Madam answered it, she looked at the little boy and
asked what he wanted.
He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women
inside. I have the money for it, and I'm not leaving
until I get it."
The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come
in. Once inside, she told him to pick any of the girls
he liked.
He asked, "Do any of the girls have any diseases?" Of
course, the Madam said no. He said, "I heard all the
men talking about having to get shots after making
love with Amber. THAT'S the girl I want."
Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money
in hand, the Madam told him to go to the first room on
the right. He headed down the hall dragging the
squashed frog behind him.
Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the
frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the door. The
Madam stopped him and asked, "Why did you pick the
only girl in the place with a social disease, instead
of one of the others?"
He said, "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get
home, my parents are going out to a restaurant to eat,
leaving me at home with a baby-sitter. After they
leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me because
she just happens to be very fond of cute little boys.
She will then get the disease that I just caught. When
Mom and Dad get back, Dad will take the baby-sitter
home. On the way, he'll jump the baby-sitter's bones,
and he'll catch the disease. Then when Dad gets home
from the baby-sitter's, he and Mom will go to bed and
have sex, and Mom will catch it. In the morning when
Dad goes to work, the Milkman will deliver the milk,
have a quickie with Mom, and HE'S the son-of-a-bitch
who ran over my FROG!
There was this little boy about 12 years old walking
down the sidewalk dragging a flattened frog on a
string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of a
house of ill repute and knocked on the door. When the
Madam answered it, she looked at the little boy and
asked what he wanted.
He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women
inside. I have the money for it, and I'm not leaving
until I get it."
The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come
in. Once inside, she told him to pick any of the girls
he liked.
He asked, "Do any of the girls have any diseases?" Of
course, the Madam said no. He said, "I heard all the
men talking about having to get shots after making
love with Amber. THAT'S the girl I want."
Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money
in hand, the Madam told him to go to the first room on
the right. He headed down the hall dragging the
squashed frog behind him.
Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the
frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the door. The
Madam stopped him and asked, "Why did you pick the
only girl in the place with a social disease, instead
of one of the others?"
He said, "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get
home, my parents are going out to a restaurant to eat,
leaving me at home with a baby-sitter. After they
leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me because
she just happens to be very fond of cute little boys.
She will then get the disease that I just caught. When
Mom and Dad get back, Dad will take the baby-sitter
home. On the way, he'll jump the baby-sitter's bones,
and he'll catch the disease. Then when Dad gets home
from the baby-sitter's, he and Mom will go to bed and
have sex, and Mom will catch it. In the morning when
Dad goes to work, the Milkman will deliver the milk,
have a quickie with Mom, and HE'S the son-of-a-bitch
who ran over my FROG!
