On reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coffee and gets interrupted by the parrot "Get me a Goddamn whisky, you stupid bitch!"
The stewardess, shocked at the what the parrot says, brings back a whisky but forgets the coffee.
While the man points out to her that she forgot the coffee, the parrot drains its glass and bawls "Get me another whisky, slut!"
Quite upset and nervous, the girl comes back shaking with another whisky, but still no coffee.
Upset at how he's being treated, the man tries the parrot's approach. "I've asked you twice for a coffee bitch! Now go get it now or I'll slap the shit outta you whore!"
A minute later, two 6 foot stewards grab both him and the parrot, take them to the emergency exit, and throw them out of the plane.
While plunging downwards, the parrot turns to the man and says, "You've got balls for a bastard who can't fly!"
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The stewardess, shocked at the what the parrot says, brings back a whisky but forgets the coffee.
While the man points out to her that she forgot the coffee, the parrot drains its glass and bawls "Get me another whisky, slut!"
Quite upset and nervous, the girl comes back shaking with another whisky, but still no coffee.
Upset at how he's being treated, the man tries the parrot's approach. "I've asked you twice for a coffee bitch! Now go get it now or I'll slap the shit outta you whore!"
A minute later, two 6 foot stewards grab both him and the parrot, take them to the emergency exit, and throw them out of the plane.
While plunging downwards, the parrot turns to the man and says, "You've got balls for a bastard who can't fly!"
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