also known as "How to jack off in the shower Volume 1"
Aquatic Auto-Erotica, or jerking off in the shower, as it's most commonly referred to, is not as simple a task as one would be led to believe. It takes a measure of skill, and personal discipline to sucessfully jerk off in the shower. This is meant for alot of the younger people, with little experience in the subject of masturbation. Not following these guidelines to shower masturbation can leave you very worse for the ware.
First tip for masturbating in the shower is that water temperature is everything. You'll want to find the right temperature so that it feels refreshing. If your water is too cold, it may be hard to maintain an erection. If it is too hot, youll quickly become exhausted, and may black out.
Second tip for masturbating in the shower is that you want to keep your penis saturated at all times. This will help prevent dick-burn. Jerking off with shampoo or soap may be helpful against dick-burn, but is not recommended for the clumsy. Soap burns when it enters the pee hole, and will leave you in pain for days.
Next tip - Avoid plastic towel racks for support. Believe me, you will need to support your body somehow, as after a while, you may become weak in the knees. Either try resting your head against the wall, or make sure your towel rack is very sturdy, and will not break. Also, make sure your foot placement is one that will ensure you keep your balance. Showers can be very slippery
Remember, masturbating in the shower is not only a physical endurance test, but a mental endurance test as well. You must stay focused on masturbation, and masturbation only. If you lose focus while jerking off in the shower even for 5 seconds, you may lose what took you a good 5 minutes to work at as far as masturbatory progress goes. Cumming while masturbating in the shower takes alot more than while sitting on the computer, as a majority of you computer types are used to. When imagining woman, or man, or llama, or whatever else you may be into while jerking off, try not to spare details, or keep light-weight fantasies. The more mentally detailed, the better.
And lastly, and I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH!! - Make sure that when all is said and done, the evidence(baby batter) is disposed of. The last thing you need is your parents stepping in the shower 20 minutes later, to find your cum in the drain catcher. You will never hear the end of it. You'll be ridiculed for years.. And thats if your lucky, and your parents don't beat the shit out of you.
Remembering all these rules will ensure proficiency in the art of Aquatic Auto-Erotica. Even skipping on one of these rules can result in injury.
Case in point -
One night, after watching one of the American Pie movies, I felt the need to squeeze one out in the shower. While I was jerking off, my foot placement was insufficient for my balance, and I started to slip. I tried to grab the towel rack to regain balance, and the towel rack snapped in half. I fell onto my back, and cracked my head on the back of the tub, resulting in a concussion, and me laying in the shower unconscious, with my dick in my hand.
So, if You're smart, you will follow these rules.
Aquatic Auto-Erotica, or jerking off in the shower, as it's most commonly referred to, is not as simple a task as one would be led to believe. It takes a measure of skill, and personal discipline to sucessfully jerk off in the shower. This is meant for alot of the younger people, with little experience in the subject of masturbation. Not following these guidelines to shower masturbation can leave you very worse for the ware.
First tip for masturbating in the shower is that water temperature is everything. You'll want to find the right temperature so that it feels refreshing. If your water is too cold, it may be hard to maintain an erection. If it is too hot, youll quickly become exhausted, and may black out.
Second tip for masturbating in the shower is that you want to keep your penis saturated at all times. This will help prevent dick-burn. Jerking off with shampoo or soap may be helpful against dick-burn, but is not recommended for the clumsy. Soap burns when it enters the pee hole, and will leave you in pain for days.
Next tip - Avoid plastic towel racks for support. Believe me, you will need to support your body somehow, as after a while, you may become weak in the knees. Either try resting your head against the wall, or make sure your towel rack is very sturdy, and will not break. Also, make sure your foot placement is one that will ensure you keep your balance. Showers can be very slippery
Remember, masturbating in the shower is not only a physical endurance test, but a mental endurance test as well. You must stay focused on masturbation, and masturbation only. If you lose focus while jerking off in the shower even for 5 seconds, you may lose what took you a good 5 minutes to work at as far as masturbatory progress goes. Cumming while masturbating in the shower takes alot more than while sitting on the computer, as a majority of you computer types are used to. When imagining woman, or man, or llama, or whatever else you may be into while jerking off, try not to spare details, or keep light-weight fantasies. The more mentally detailed, the better.
And lastly, and I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH!! - Make sure that when all is said and done, the evidence(baby batter) is disposed of. The last thing you need is your parents stepping in the shower 20 minutes later, to find your cum in the drain catcher. You will never hear the end of it. You'll be ridiculed for years.. And thats if your lucky, and your parents don't beat the shit out of you.
Remembering all these rules will ensure proficiency in the art of Aquatic Auto-Erotica. Even skipping on one of these rules can result in injury.
Case in point -
One night, after watching one of the American Pie movies, I felt the need to squeeze one out in the shower. While I was jerking off, my foot placement was insufficient for my balance, and I started to slip. I tried to grab the towel rack to regain balance, and the towel rack snapped in half. I fell onto my back, and cracked my head on the back of the tub, resulting in a concussion, and me laying in the shower unconscious, with my dick in my hand.
So, if You're smart, you will follow these rules.
