the Fight Football League (FUCK YEAH)

[VanD]

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You probably haven't heard of the Fight Football League. By the time you finish reading this post, it will be your favorite sport.

Formed in Italy, the Fight Football League reminds one at first of something akin to rugby. Players move a ball by carrying or passing it up the field, scoring by getting it in a net at the end.

Then you notice they're wearing MMA gloves. That's because it's perfectly legal to beat the shit out of anyone on the opposing team, MMA style, whether they're carrying the ball or not.

It's more than legal; it's encouraged. If you knock out or otherwise injure a player, his team doesn't get to substitute for him. So instead of flopping around to draw a red card to put your team a man up, FFLers will simply pummel opponents into unconsciousness to gain a man advantage.

 

[FDS]

video doesnt work breh

 

[ayo4yayo]

Then you notice they're wearing MMA gloves. That's because it's perfectly legal to beat the shit out of anyone on the opposing team, MMA style, whether they're carrying the ball or not.

the fuck is the point then? I might as well just rush everybody and fuck as many people as i can not worrying about scoring points. Shits stupid but id watch it.

 

[VanD]

video doesnt work breh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=li9hP6z5DLo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62dHRPtIdUg

 

[Fucky McFuckerson]

This aint a sport, this is gladiator battles from Roman times...only no predatory animals involved.

 

[VanD]

This aint a sport, this is gladiator battles from Roman times...only no predatory animals involved.

if nascar and poker are sports, then this is def a sport. the object is to score using the ball, u dont win just cuz u knocked some1 out - its kinda like hockey that way.

 

[Fucky McFuckerson]

if nascar and poker are sports, then this is def a sport. the object is to score using the ball, u dont win just cuz u knocked some1 out - its kinda like hockey that way.

And hockey is the lowest rated pro sport in the US, other than maybe soccer. Hockey is gay.

Seriously, If i wanted to watch two MMA fighters duke it out...ill watch MMA.

 

[2-0-Sixx]

almost as tight as chess boxing

 

[NAMO]

why dont they all start a royal rumble, now THAT would be a good sport

 

[0R0]

the fuck is the point then? I might as well just rush everybody and fuck as many people as i can not worrying about scoring points. Shits stupid but id watch it.

:hurt::hurt:

 

[VanD]

And hockey is the lowest rated pro sport in the US, other than maybe soccer. Hockey is gay.

Seriously, If i wanted to watch two MMA fighters duke it out...ill watch MMA.

so if hockey was the highest rated sport u'd watch it?

bool bory bro. except this isnt 2 fighters 1 on 1. doesnt sound like ur even into MMA or fighting much anyways at "if i wanted to"



when did the sicc turn so gay? i think yall need to be confined to a marty only subforum where u can float around freely

 

[kingsix18]

Don't forget about MMA arm wrestling.

 

[WHITE DEVIL]

LMAO

 

[WHITE DEVIL]

jinx!

 

[2-0-Sixx]

have they made climbing for dollars yet?



We aren't that far away

in the mean time:

 

[Fucky McFuckerson]

so if hockey was the highest rated sport u'd watch it?

You mentioned hockey, not me. I simply relayed the information on it.

bool bory bro. except this isnt 2 fighters 1 on 1. doesnt sound like ur even into MMA or fighting much anyways at "if i wanted to"

The fact that MMA was talked about in the story, makes it relevant to MMA. Fact is, these "hybrid" sports always fail becuase they lack in one of the departments that makes them "cool". In other words, the fighting will be gay, or the sport itself will be gay.

when did the sicc turn so gay? i think yall need to be confined to a marty only subforum where u can float around freely

LOL @ associating anything I said as "the sicc turning gay". Really? This is the level of maturity the sicc has come to?

THAT is gay.

 

[drewski.kalonji]

almost as cool as slamball

 

[mudoloc_650]

mma armwrestling FTW BREH

 

[MONEY$LAVE209]

THEY NEED TO BRING BACK FIGHTING ANIMALS.THAT WOULD BE SOME SHIT I WOULD PAY TO WATCH. OR DO SOME SHIT LIKE LIBERTY CITY SURVIVOR

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[MONEY$LAVE209]

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