The English Language is retarted. Anyone else notice this?

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May 13, 2002
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Its no wonder people say it's so hard to learn.



The dove dove into the bushes.
We polish Polish furniture.
He could lead if he would get the lead out.
A farm can produce produce.
The dump was so full it had to refuse refuse.
The soldier decided to desert in the desert so he could eat dessert.
The present is a good time to present a present.
At the Army base, a bass was painted on the head of a bass drum.
I did not object to the object.
Insurance for the invalid was invalid.
Bandages were wound around the wound.
There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
They were too close to the door to close it.
The buck does funny things when does are present.
A sewer had to stitch a tear in the sewer line.
To help with planting, the farmer tought his sow to sow.
The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
After a number of novocain injections, my jaw got number.
I shed a tear when I saw a tear in my clothes in the shed.
I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
I spent last evening evening out a pile of dirt.



Anyone have any other examples?
 
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hahaha nice post.

The dove dove into the bushes.
shit like that kind of makes me think im retarded 4 saying it, saying the same word twice in a row
 
May 16, 2002
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i agree english is pretty stupid sometimes and im assuming it would be hard to pick up by a foreigner...but for us natives... that is where the beauty of a THESAURUS truly shines. you just bust out a nice lil synonym for a word so you dont sound so retarded when saying lines like those.
 
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Jae Reekay said:
lol...nice...

BTW..is that the WTO incident in your sig?
Yes it is. One of the largest protests in US history

SHEA said:
I know a guy whos first name is Juan. his middle & last names are Juan also.

"Juan Juan Juan" is dudes name.

isnt that ironic......dont ya think?
Thats fucking awesome. I wish I had a name like that. I'd just call myself Juan³

"Who wants to fuck with Juan Cubed, huh bitch? I'm Juan to the third power, what!"
 

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2-0-Sixx said:
Yes it is. One of the largest protests in US history



Thats fucking awesome. I wish I had a name like that. I'd just call myself Juan³

"Who wants to fuck with Juan Cubed, huh bitch? I'm Juan to the third power, what!"

LOL
 
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Do you see the sea? If you find trash on the shore, the person responsible may be fined.

I saw a pair of raccoons, both eating a pear. They had difficulty when trying to pare the skin off.

My car got towed all because I saw a toad on the road get shot by a guerilla who hunts gorilla’s.


Hey! You stole my hay!

Praise the preys that prays.

I am a Prophet not concerned with profit.

Most of the time when I turn right, I write to myself that rite is all due to Mr. Wright.