The Easiest Job You Ever Had ...Thread

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DuceTheTruth

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I was just thinkin about this when I was sweatin it out at work today.

At one point in time when I was lookin for a cool ass solid job I ended up at LG workin as a phone operator for the cell phone testers.

I would answer anywhere between 1 to 4 lines simutaneously up to 45 minutes at a time with 2 hour breaks in between.......and we would test anywhere between 2 and 3 times a day.......

Just picture the "can you hear me now?" guy. But we did it in real life.

The room we were in..(it was a max of 4 people at any given time) was air conditioned to the max, we were allowed to have food, reading material, PSPs' and take naps!

It was $12hr and was considered p/t but it varied.

Then there was the driver position which payed $13hr and you drove the testers around on specific routes.....

I liked that too because I like drivin and every single time LG would rent a brand new 2000 and sumthin car or SUV or van....

That was a grraaaavvvyyyyy ass job!

But that was then....
 

Gas One

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current job

peep post count

i got the job in aug 2006

*waves on thread* oww

so basically i got over +$100,000 to talk shit on siccness
(i coulda figured out my yearly amt and been more direct with math but you know what i mean)

what the ffffffffffffffffu
haaatas!
 
Jan 1, 2006
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Working stock at this furniture company... Just sit in the back all damn day until someone had to pick up furniture. Crush boxes, build furniture hang pictures shit that all required less than an hour of real work and sitting around on my ass for the next 7. Got paid 14 bucks doing

My current job right now is easy as fuck. I do 3-4 hours of real work installing internet & phone. I sit in my work truck with my iPod bumping and drive around all over my town eating where I want meeting up with other coworker buddies while running personal errands never wasting my own gas LOL getting paid the big bucks for a few hard hours.
 
Dec 4, 2006
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Easiest job I ever had was when I was working for a collection agency...

all I did was call people and ask them to pay what they owe.....
 
Aug 9, 2002
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The navy was ma easiest job! When I was on the boat all I did was work, sleep at work, talk shit to bitches, eat , sleep, go to the gym, play videogames, listen to music, order shit off the internet, get at hoes on blackplanet 2 weeks before we touched land, go shoppin. Lol I still have shoes I bought in 2003 in good condition.

When I was on shore duty, all I did was work somewhat, eat, talk shit to bitches, surf the net, then go home.
 
Apr 25, 2002
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security job on saturdays at 5 in the morning i would go in fucked up and drunk and sleep in the chair...it was a big ass building with different business but no one really came in....or i would pass out in the shower in the basement...no one would never come down there...
 

Rossibreath

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Delivering furniture. half the day was driving around gettin high. had days where i drove 4 hours to drop off 1 piece of furniture then drove bak & punched out. wa la, 8hr work day.
 

Meta4iCAL

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my last job was pretty easy... I kicked back at a desk most of the time bullshittin on the internet... listening to my ipod... doing homework if I needed to... there were times when I got busy... but I had a lot of free time

but shit... just got my second unemployment check in the past 5 days... THIS is the easiest job I've ever had... no job... lol... I love the CA government right about now!