PEEP & ENJOY:
A man is sitting in an airliner, which is about to
takeoff when another man with a Labrador Retriever
occupies the empty seats alongside.
The Lab is situated in the middle, and the first
man is looking quizzically at the dog when the second
man explains that they work for the airline.
The airline rep said, "Don't mind Sniffer; he is a
sniffing dog, the best there is; I'll show you once we
get airborne when I put him to work."
The plane takes off and levels out when the
handler says to the first man, "Watch this." He tells
the dog, "Sniffer, search." Sniffer jumps down, walks
along the aisle, and sits next to a woman for a few
seconds. It then returns to its seat and puts one paw
on the handler's arm. He says "Good boy."
The airline rep turns to the first man and says,
"That woman is in possession of marijuana, so I'm
making a note of this and her seat number for the
police who will apprehend her on arrival."
Fantastic!" replies the first man.
Once again he sends Sniffer to search the aisles.
The Lab sniffs about, sits down beside a man for a few
seconds, returns to its seat, and places two paws on
the handler's arm. The airline rep says, "That man is
carrying cocaine, so again I'm making a note of this
and the seat number."
"I like it!" says the first man.
A third time the rep sends Sniffer to search the
aisles. Sniffer goes up and down the plane and after a
while sits down next to someone. He then comes racing
back, jumps up onto his seat, and poops all over the
place.
The first man is really grossed out by this
behavior from a supposedly well-trained sniffing dog
and asks, "What's going on?"
The handler nervously replies, "He just found a bomb!
A man is sitting in an airliner, which is about to
takeoff when another man with a Labrador Retriever
occupies the empty seats alongside.
The Lab is situated in the middle, and the first
man is looking quizzically at the dog when the second
man explains that they work for the airline.
The airline rep said, "Don't mind Sniffer; he is a
sniffing dog, the best there is; I'll show you once we
get airborne when I put him to work."
The plane takes off and levels out when the
handler says to the first man, "Watch this." He tells
the dog, "Sniffer, search." Sniffer jumps down, walks
along the aisle, and sits next to a woman for a few
seconds. It then returns to its seat and puts one paw
on the handler's arm. He says "Good boy."
The airline rep turns to the first man and says,
"That woman is in possession of marijuana, so I'm
making a note of this and her seat number for the
police who will apprehend her on arrival."
Fantastic!" replies the first man.
Once again he sends Sniffer to search the aisles.
The Lab sniffs about, sits down beside a man for a few
seconds, returns to its seat, and places two paws on
the handler's arm. The airline rep says, "That man is
carrying cocaine, so again I'm making a note of this
and the seat number."
"I like it!" says the first man.
A third time the rep sends Sniffer to search the
aisles. Sniffer goes up and down the plane and after a
while sits down next to someone. He then comes racing
back, jumps up onto his seat, and poops all over the
place.
The first man is really grossed out by this
behavior from a supposedly well-trained sniffing dog
and asks, "What's going on?"
The handler nervously replies, "He just found a bomb!