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Cambodian Troops Quarantine Quan'sul

There has been a small outbreak of “zombism” in a small town near the border of Laos in North-Eastern Cambodia.

The culprit was discovered to be mosquitoes native to that region carrying a new strain of Malaria which thus far has a 100 percent mortality rating killing victims in fewer than 2 days.

After death, this virus is able to restart the heart of it’s victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believe to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.”

Cambodian officials say that the outbreak has been contained and the public has no need to worry.

General Ary Serey had this to say, "We have obtained samples of this new virus and plan to learn how it starts the heart and other major organs of the deceased. We intend to use this to increase the quality of life for all."

US Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice opposed the plan saying that the Cambodian government holds a great biological weapon and should destroy it immediately. Cambodian officials have yet to comment.

A United Nations team will be dispatched to Cambodia to confirm the safety of biological research in Cambodia. http://65.127.124.62/south_asia/4483241.stm.htm
 
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The Antichrist said:
US Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice opposed the plan saying that the Cambodian government holds a great biological weapon and should destroy it immediately.http://65.127.124.62/south_asia/4483241.stm.htm
How dare that bitch say that! "great biological weapon" please! after all the shit we did to cambodia bombing the fuck outta them shes gonna say some dumbass shit like that, like they're a threat to America or something. paranoid rumormongering bitch..
 
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This shit isn't true bc your soul is what makes life not a body..

Think about something when some people die they heart or muscles can still work up to a few hours after they pass.
For example when a drown victim dies they body still moves, shake and their lungs cough up water.