^^ aw jeezus i'll help u out
basically, the curator of a museum is murdered one night in a weird fashion, which is supposed to be a clue to something. his grand daughter finds him, and tries to piece together some clues he left behind with the help of a professor in symbology or something. they figure out that he died to protect a "sacred" christian relic, and they have to compete with an evil catholic organization to find it first. what is this "sacred relic"? its the holy grail.
and it goes on from there. it was entertaining, but it ain't Paradise Lost or anything