THE CORK

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EDJ

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May 3, 2002
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BY ALL MEANS, THIS IS NOT MY VIEWS BUT A JOKE SOMEBODY E-MAILED ME. I PERSONALLY THINK IT'S TASTELESS AND PRO-PATRIOTIC. WHAT YOU THINK?................................

THE CORK
Two Rag Head terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after their terrorist class. When one Rag Head Fuck Wad Loser notices the other has a huge cork stuck up in his ass.
If you do not mind me saying," said Mahockmed,
"that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why do you not take it out?"
I regret I cannot," said the first Rag Head "It is permanently stuck up my ass!"
"I do not understand," said the other.
The 1st Rag Head says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over an old oil lamp. There was a poof of smoke, and then a huge man dressed in an American Flag
With a white beard and top hat came boiling out.
He said, "I am Uncle Sam the Genie, and I can grant you one wish."
I said, "No shit !" and "Poof !"
God Bless America!
Screw all terrorists! "LOSERS" THAT THEY ARE!!!
 
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Fucking American genies, those bastards don't compare to the Iraqi genies found in Baghdad. They give you 3 wishes.