THE 5 LESSONZ

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Apr 25, 2002
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I GOT THIS IN AN EMAIL AND I THOUGHT IT WAS PRETTY DOPE..

"FIVE LESSONS"



1 -- First Important Lesson - Cleaning Lady



During my second month of college, our professor gave

us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student and had breezed through the questions, until I read the last one: "What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school?"



Surely this was some kind of joke. I had seen the cleaning woman

several times. She was tall, dark-haired and in her 50s, but how would I know her name?



I handed in my paper, leaving the last question blank. Just before

class ended, one student asked if the last question would count toward our quiz grade.



"Absolutely," said the professor.



"In your careers, you will meet many people. All are significant. They deserve your attention and care, even if all you do is smile and say 'hello'.



I've never forgotten that lesson. I also learned her name was Dorothy.





2 -- Second Important Lesson - Pickup in the Rain



One night, at 11:30 p.m., an older African American woman was

standing on the side of an Alabama highway trying to endure a lashing rainstorm. Her car had broken down and she desperately

needed a ride. Soaking wet, she decided to flag down the next car. A

young white man stopped to help her, generally unheard of in those conflict-filled 1960s. The man took her to safety, helped her get

assistance and put her into a taxicab. She seemed to be in a big hurry, but wrote down his address and thanked him.



Seven days went by and a knock came on the man's door. To his surprise, a giant console color TV was delivered to his home. A

special note was attached. It read:



"Thank you so much for assisting me on the highway the other night. The rain drenched not only my clothes, but also my spirits. Then you came along. Because of you, I was able to make it to my dying husband's bedside just before he passed away. God bless you for helping me and unselfishly serving others."



Sincerely, Mrs. Nat King Cole.

3 -- Third Important Lesson - Always remember those who serve.



In the days when an ice cream sundae cost much less, a 10-year-old boy entered a hotel coffee shop and sat at a table. A

waitress put a glass of water in front of him. "How much is an ice cream sundae?" he asked. "Fifty cents," replied the waitress. The little boy pulled his hand out of his pocket and studied the coins in it. "Well, how much is a plain dish of ice cream?" he inquired. By now more people were waiting for a table and the waitress was growing

impatient. "Thirty-five cents," she brusquely replied.

The little boy again counted his coins. "I'll have the plain ice cream," he said. The waitress brought the ice cream, put the bill on the table and walked away.



The boy finished the ice cream, paid the cashier and left. When the waitress came back, she began to cry as she wiped down the

table. There, placed neatly beside the empty dish, were two nickels and five pennies. You see, he couldn't have the sundae, because he had to have enough left to leave her a tip.



4 -- Fourth Important Lesson - The Obstacle in Our Path



In ancient times, a King had a boulder placed on a roadway. Then he hid himself and watched to see if anyone would remove the huge rock. Some of the king's wealthiest merchants and courtiers came by and simply walked around it. Many loudly blamed the King for not keeping the roads clear, but none did anything about getting the stone out of the way.



Then a peasant came along carrying a load of vegetables. Upon approaching the boulder, the peasant laid down his burden and

tried to move the stone to the side of the road. After much pushing and straining, he finally succeeded. After the peasant picked up his load of vegetables, he noticed a purse lying in the road where the boulder had been.



The purse contained many gold coins and a note from the King indicating that the gold was for the person who removed the boulder

from the roadway. The peasant learned what many of us never understand.



Every obstacle presents an opportunity to improve our condition.



5 -- Fifth Important Lesson - Giving When it Counts

Many years ago, when I worked as a volunteer at a hospital, I got to know a little girl named Liz who was suffering from a rare

and serious disease. Her only chance of recovery appeared to be a blood transfusion from her 5-year old brother, who had miraculously survived the same disease and had developed the antibodies needed to combat the illness.



The doctor explained the situation to her little brother, and asked the

little boy if he would be willing to give his blood to his sister. I saw

him hesitate for only a moment before taking a deep breath and saying, "Yes, I'll do it if it will save her." As the transfusion progressed, he lay in bed next to his sister and smiled, as we all did,

seeing the color returning to her cheek. Then his face grew pale and his smile faded.

He looked up at the doctor and asked with a trembling voice, "Will I start to die right away?"

Being young, the little boy had misunderstood the doctor; he thought he was going to have to give his sister all of his blood in

order to save her. You see, after all, understanding and attitude are

everything.


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May 18, 2002
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(Resovoir Dogs) Mr. Pink: I'm very sorry the government taxes their tips, that's fucked up. That ain't my fault. It would seem to me that waitresses are one of the many groups the government fucks in the ass on a regular basis. Look, if you ask me to sign something that says the governemnt shouldn't do that, I'll sign it, put it to a vote, I'll vote for it, but what I won't do is play ball. And as for this non-college bullshit I got two words for that: learn to fuckin' type, 'cause if you're expecting me to help out with the rent you're in for a big fuckin' surprise.

lol... but dealing in the food business is a bitch. people make a big mess, and make complete asses of themselves.

the last one made me think twice about some shit...
 

Roxy

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Dosia and nefar559 have U guys ever worked in the food industry? I tip b/c I have worked in that industry and trust me people need those tips to survive. Being a waitress/ waiter is a real job, it's not an imaginery place people go to work at everyday. And it takes lots of different skills. Maybe U guys missed the point of the story.
 

Ash

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Man..waitress' make under $2.50 an hour and where I used to work it wasnt mandatory to tip,so i got about $10-$15 a day tips and then $2 an hour.Wanna know every task I had to do for my $2?

Wait tables
Greet and seat
Do "tickets" (checks)
Cash register
Take orders over the phone
Put the shit for the buffet up (and the hot meals,i got steam burns so many times,that shit hurts)
clean the buffet
put the shit for the buffet away
make non hot meals
constantly refilling buffet
clean both bathrooms
do trash
do dishes,put dishes away
wash dish rags

and thats just what i remember doing daily...Then you gotta take rude ass comments from the customers.There was this one psychotic bitch whod come in everyday and talk to herself,put a tip down then put it in her pocket before she left... Oh,and I worked at a Chinese resturant.The owners mom knows 2 words of English and shed yell at me in Chinese and do the "loco" thing with her finger by the head.One time she got to my nerves so bad i got in her face and screamed "yea,I am fucking crazy" and she stopped fuckin with me for the most part.Shit from the workers/owners was hell and so was the customers.It wasnt worth $2 an hour for me,thats why I tip no matter where I go.I know what a bitch it is to wait on people.And Id never do it again unless I couldnt find another job.
 
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Roxy, Ash.

now that ain't shit sound like working at MceeDeez, during
the summer a while back i use to sort tomatoes
in the fields in the fuckin loud ass tracter machine.
shit was so fucken loud when work ended, my hearing was
gone. shit was awfuly, not only that, the fucken machine or
near it fucken smelled like rotten tomatoes, imagine that
smelling rotten tomatoes for 12 hour shifs every day for the
whole entire tomatoe season!!! the fucken machine was so
fucked loud, smelled like rotten tomatoes, and dust flying
everywhere. that the end of the day your top half of your body
would be cover in dust including your face, your couldn't ear
right, and u hated tomatoes. oh yea i threw up a couple of
times during my shift. oh yea and guess what season do
tomatoes get picked? the end of summer, in the central valley
where it gets sooo fucken hot, the smell of rotten tomatoes, damn
i fucken hated that shit!!!
that was the shittest job i ever had. at min wage also.
that is the life of a farmer, crop picker, the shittest jobs, i think, in america. Now they deseire tips.


waitress to me doesnt sound all that tough after going through
that hell. They to me don't have it all that bad. sure the job
sucks, but they are penty more awful jobs out there, just
be happy you don't have one of them.

i did get the point of the story "Always remember those who serve" i thank them everytime they bring me the food. or
ask for something from me. now the only thing i can do
to remember them is to leave money? i too have financial
problems, not only them if they do have any.

i should have said "i don't see why I have to tip a waitress"

nefar559

-------------------can't forget the following statment------------

FUCK BUSH !!!!

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Roxy

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nefar559 I feel U on your job. I picked strawberries in Mexico, but for only two days. That shit they spray on the strawberries made me ill as fuck. So I totally understand.

But I also worked in a restaurant (twice) and in a coffee shop (twice). And while the work didn't make me ill, it was still hard as fuck. But toughness wasn't so much my point, as people in the food industry usually need every penny they can get. As do farm workers or anyone else making minimum wage for that matter.

If U can't give a tip or just don't want to I can totally understand that, for sure. But I just don't understand people who say it's not a real job or its not so tough. Plus I remember being 19 living on my own, working two jobs just for the necessities and going to school full time. I would smile even bigger, be even nicer/ sweeter just so I MIGHT get that .$50 tip. I needed the money that bad, and that was my point. :classic:
 
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for reals,

shit makes u think. I see a lot of people chillin by their broken down cars on I-5, cause I'm always going from LA to the BAY. Never thought of stopping cause u never know, and I never really have time to check out what kinda persop is stranded.