THAT CREEPY OLD GUY...

[M-PHIVE]

OK SO MY HOMIE HAD A KEG ON PHRIDAY AT HIS HOUSE AND INVITED SOME PHEMALES AND HELLA HOMIES WE AINT SEEN IN A WHILE. IT WAS HELLA COO, THERE WAS SOME HOT ASS WOMEN AND IT WAS GOOD SEEIN SOME OPH THE HOMIES I AINT SEEN SINCE HIGH SCHOOL, THERES ALWAYS THE OCCASSIONAL SQUARE ASS KID OR TWO AT ANY PARTY BUT THIS ONE TOPS THEM ALL...

THERE WAS THIS OLD GUY, LIKE IN HIS 40'S THAT LIVED A PHEW HOUSES DOWN, WHO JUST CAME OVER AND WAS DRINKIN BEER AND TALKIN TO EVERYONE AND TRYIN TO GET AT ALL THE YOUNG WOMEN LIKE A TOTAL PERVERT. BY MIDNIGHT THIS MAN WAS WASTED AND KINDA MAKIN EVERYONE UNCOMPHORTABLE AND THE KEG WAS ALMOST CASHED SO PEOPLE STARTED BOUNCIN BUT THIS MAN WOULD NOT LEAVE...THERE WAS A PHEW PHEMALES THAT STAYED BEHIND AND WE WAS GETTIN AT THEM BUT THIS MAN WAS COCBLOCCIN SUMTHIN SERIOUS.. THEN HE GOES INTO THIS STORY ABOUT THIS OLD ASS PONCHO JACCET HE WAS WEARIN...TALKIN BOUT
"I GOT THIS THE LAST TIME I GOT A BLOW JOB, IT WAS ON THE BENCH NEXT TO ME SO I KEPT IT, THIS WAS WAY BAC IN HIGH SCHOOL, SAME TIME I FOUND THESE SEAL SKIN SHOES..."
THEN HE HAULS OPHH AND JUMPS IN THE POOL PHULLY CLOTHED TRYNA SHOW OPHH AND TRIES TO STAY AT THE BOTTOM AS LONG AS HE COULD WHICH WAS PHREAKIN US OUT CUZ HE WAS HELLA DRUNK SO WE DIDNT KNOW IPH HE WAS DROWNIN OR WHAT...THEN HE GETS OUT AND KEEPS TRYNA BUM CIGARETTES AND DOIN SOME WIERD DANCE SAYIN "THIS IS PHOR THE PRINCESSES..."...THE LAST PHEW LADIES THAT STAYED BEHIND...SO THEY ARE TOTALLY WIERDED OUT BY NOW AND DECIDE TO LEAVE..AND HE STILL WAS TRYNA HANG OUT WITH US...

HE PHINALLY WENT HOME LIKE AT THREE AM...WHAT THE PHUC? THE THING THAT SUCCS IS THAT HE LIVES THREE OR PHOUR HOUSES DOWN PHOM MY HOMIE AND HE HAS THE PHUCCIN PARTY PAD...SO NOW EVERYTIME WE TRY TO SET UP A PHUNCTION WE GOTTA WORRY ABOUT THIS ASSHOLE SHOWIN UP AND RUININ IT PHOR US, NOT TO MENTION THAT THOSE PHEMALES MIGHT HAVE THOUGHT THIS GUY WAS ONE OPH OUR PHRIENDS, WHICH MEANS WE WILL PROBABLY NEVER PULL THEM...PHUCCIN CREEPY OLD GUY...

ANYONE GOT ANY STORIES LIKE THIS???...ABA

 

[Blight]

LOL! Thats some shit... its just like this LADY who did that (except the pool part)

We had parties alot in Brookline. This lady comes by one night (in her 40's) and says shell call the cops if we dont let her drink for free. So were like fuck it how much can she drink, and let her. Well she keeps hittin on a few of us, everyones laughing at it. ESP tried to get in her purse when we were on the deck and she turned and grabbed his neck. So he starts to strangle her back, lol, and they both almost fall over the rail 3 stories. After that was settled, she has her boyfriend a 40+ guy come and drink. he was so imbarrased by her, lol. He kept tryin to make it cool with us. Then some dood was spitting on the walls and we wanted the lady to do a keg stand. She didnt so we started doin them and killed the keg. She flipped out sayin we ruined the party by drining like that and started to grab our arms and scratch us. Its been a while so i forget wht else happened except for my boy Mark went psycko and grabbed a knife and was swinging it at her to make her leave saying "Imma kill you you old bitch!" Finally she got the hint.

 

[D-Boy]

my story's somewhat like that. i once met this fuccin crazy ass dude. at first i just thought that he was hella dumb or something, no big deal. one of my friends introduced me to him, and i (unfortunately) gave him the number to my cellie. but anywayz, since i thought it was all good, i would roll with him every so often, but i noticed that people got all weirded out when they saw him, so i asked what was up. i heard hella conflicting stories, some that he was brainwashed into some cult, others that he just did way too many drugs. another rumor was that he practically tore apart a ceramic toilet in a restaurant once, and when my friend asked him about it, he just said "i'll just put it this way. when i went in, the toilet was working. when i went out, it wasn't". but anyway, the last time i seen him, he had one of those wristbands on, like u get from the hospital, after he disappeared for hella days, and wouldn't tell no one where he went. i dunno... crazy ass fool that scared the shit out of everyone... hella weird asses running around

 

[Deep Thought]

....fuckin A what a weekend. I woke up Saturday morning on my lawn soaking wet wearing only my lucky poncho. The little dickheads down the street sure know how to party.

 

[bg taz loc]

ha ha

hey m-phive why ya just didnt kicc hiz azz out i know i would of:dead:

 

[The Boss]

HaHaha....Thanks for that,i could just imagine.

 

[MansonMinded]

Great Storys, reminds me of when some of my boys used to have parties and his dad whos probably 45 would be ther too hes divorced and would always try to hit on all th lil girls we had ther, and im talkin lil too, like 14 - 15, this was back in the day... and wed go drink on ther other times and he would have 40 year old women over and theyd hit on us and shit, we got with a couple of em to HAHA

 

[Roxy]

Old creepy people! There is this one cat who is like 45+ and he kicks it in Berkeley. He is always at the local parties. Alex is his name and he's one of those damn tree-huggers. Some of his favorite phrases are "the man, oppresionist, consumerist, facists, thefuckin'BPD, and Can I get a drink?". I always call people Sir or Ma'am and he likes to tell me how I'm oppressed and I need to be a free thinker. God that pisses me off. Then he gets ultra drunk and just stumbles around mumbeling stuff about Nam and stuff like that. Fucking alchy hippy. But there are hella weirdos in Berkeley who are always scouting a free drink at a party w/ fly females.

So M-Phive why didn't U guys asks old dude to leave? He was a straight up hit-the-bricks status. :classic:

 

[M-PHIVE]

So M-Phive why didn't U guys asks old dude to leave? He was a straight up hit-the-bricks status. :classic:

WE ASKED HIM TO LEAVE HELLA TIMES, THEN WE STOPPED ASKING AND WERE TELLING HIM TO LEAVE, THEN MY HOMIE J WAS PHINALLY LIKE " YOU NEED TO PHUCCIN LEAVE...", BUT HE WAS SO DRUNK I DONT THINK HE UNDERSTOOD...ABA

 

[M-PHIVE]

....fuckin A what a weekend. I woke up Saturday morning on my lawn soaking wet wearing only my lucky poncho. The little dickheads down the street sure know how to party.

YOU CRAZY DT...ABA