I'm thankful for bootleg movies, liquor, Chili Cheese Fritos, Wacky Tobaccy, Jabba The Hutt putting Leia in that bikini, laughing at midgets, smoking 15 cigarettes with 3 cups of coffee then purposely speaking very close to someone, amusing accents, siccness antics, cheap beer, expensive beer and the friends that pay for it, tiddies tiddies tiddies, youporn, youtube, you too, lesbian scissorings, A bird stuffed with a bird stuffed with a bird and served with potatoes, and leprechaun 3 - The one in Vegas. Outside of that, fuck off...