Tha Bible....

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Jan 26, 2003
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this has also been posted in the open forum, but i thought id get a more SERIOUS answer here, ya know?

ok, prolly been asked before.....but how do you know that everythin in the bible is "the truth"? how do you someone didnt just write that shit for the fuck of it, liek for people to read it and worship it n lives their lives by it??? there prolly isnt really a hell or heaven...maybe itz just a book to make you think theres a heaven and hell so that you wont be afraid of dyin n shit....cuz maybe when you die you do JUST DIE and thats it, no after life what so ever...no re-encarnation or nuthin man...thats it your dead, gone, worm food n shit......just somethin ive alwayz thought about (i question everything)........oh yea also, how does one get to be the pope? do you gotta go to pope college or somethin? and does the pope get paid? how does he get all that fancy shit? gold thrown n shit like a pimp....got muthafuckers at his service....dont gotta work just kick it in front of a camera once n a while (dont even gotta stand, you can still sit on your pimp ass thrown with your magic stick in your hand)....fuck, i think i wanna be the pope now....anybody know of any good pope colleges in the northern california area?? hit me up!! naw, but serious...whas up with the pope?
 
Jan 21, 2004
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lmao......yeah he put in a lotta work on lil boys to get that throne and pimp hat n shit......you still interested Hozie?????
 

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May 12, 2004
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fuck naw....what jesus taught people and tha bible are pretty diffrent man..
jesus taught real shit and that ain't recorded in too many places..but as i see it he prolly was a smart, good guy

but tha same fools that killed him are tha fools that wrote tha bible...and they made him white cause tha world is controled by whites
(he wasn't black either he was arab...just look at where he was from)
jesus is tha most quoted prophet in tha quran too...so shit...tha bible was maybe something they made up to make people behave or live good lives or sum shit...

and it's more like a story book...like all tha stories like david n goliath and all that shit
 
Apr 25, 2002
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BIBLE AINT ALL THE WAY TRUE...KING JAMES WUS THE FIRST MAN TO TRANSLATE TO ENGLISH...I GUESS HE WUS KIND OF A TYRANT...BEHEADING MOTHER FUCKERS N SHIT...WHATS TO SAY...DUDE WALKS UP TO HIM TALKIN BOUT "BLAH BLAH BLAH...WHAT YOU THINK?"...KING SAYS "FUCK THAT...BEHEAD THAT MOTHER FUCKER AND TRANSLATE IT THE WAY I WANT IT TRANSLATED"...PLUS...THE NEW EDITION IS A TRANSLATION FROM A FUCKED UP TRANSLATION...ANOTHER THING...MORE THAN JUST THE DEAD SEA SCROLLS HAVENT BEEN ADDED...MIGHT AFFECT WHAT OTHER BOOKS IN THE BIBLE SAY...$IDEWAYZ