Terminator sperminated the maid like Woah!

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Aug 9, 2005
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Soulda cumpt on her back like Woah...

Franz Chavez Schwarzenegger gonna have ese swoll swagger in Predetor 9 like Woah!


http://www.latimes.com/la-me-0517-arnold-20110517,0,4552508.story



Schwarzenegger fathered a child with longtime member of household staff
His wife, Maria Shriver, moved out of their Brentwood mansion earlier this year after the former governor acknowledged the child was his. The staff member worked for the family for 20 years, retiring in January.
 
Apr 26, 2003
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He probably thought that it was True Lies that she was pregnant, because he couldnt Total Recall busting in her. He should have done the Running Man to the clinic and Terminator it, because that Junior, could have easily been Twins. Now he's gonna have drive that kid to Kindergarten Cop, and protect him from child Predator's. I bet he was pissed though, I heard he beat the moms ass, hella Collateral Damage on The 6th Day.
 
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arnold a old schooler player with game though if u think about it. he was able to keep this secret from his wife for ten years until he just told her. that maid lived with them the whole time too
 
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lol @ a giant buff 10 year old lookin like swarzanegger walkin around...

Maria: "Arnie, who is that giant preteen that looks like you?"
Arnold: "Aaaaah, Kirestevadigadden!! AAH! Get in the choppah!!"
Maria: "Nevermind..."
 

phil

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arnold a old schooler player with game though if u think about it. he was able to keep this secret from his wife for ten years until he just told her. that maid lived with them the whole time too
she knew about it, she did what hillary did, stuck it out with her husband for politics sake. thats what you do when youre a kennedy.