tax forms....
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Go here...does all the work for you.
http://www.hrblock.com/taxes/partner/product.jsp?productId=54&otpPartnerId=180
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http://www.hrblock.com/taxes/partner/product.jsp?productId=54&otpPartnerId=180
Pick the free one.
fuck yeah i do.....2000...shit that'll pay for my deposit on a new place....awww shit
WAIT YOU SAID 2000 PER CHILD !!!!!!!!
ok, that the deposit, some couches,rent paid for an extra month and maybe even a bucket to smob around in....
im bout to claim her lil niggas and bounce like tigga.....Kalyn,D,Shea...all works out its drinks on me...
WAIT YOU SAID 2000 PER CHILD !!!!!!!!
ok, that the deposit, some couches,rent paid for an extra month and maybe even a bucket to smob around in....
im bout to claim her lil niggas and bounce like tigga.....Kalyn,D,Shea...all works out its drinks on me...
Hmmmm... I dont know that the gov't would connect it all.. As everyone else said... the main thing is that no one else is claiming those babies.
A lot of my folks "sell" their kids off at tax time... sounds harsh I know.. but *thinks about it* one of my homeboys doesnt make any money above board, has two kids.. he lets his sister claim one and the baby momma claim one.. my girl does hair out of her home, has 4 kids, gets Food Stamps but no actual cash and she lets her mom claim all her kids for half the bread every year..
I havent done my taxes yet this year.. but I'm filing for the past 3 years and I'm about to get CASHED OUT... lol.. :cheeky:
QUESTION: How many do you claim on your I-9 Musty?
I claim 5.. at tax time I claim myself (one), my boys (two, three), head of household (four) and my puppy (five)... I hardly have any taxes come out... at the end of year I claim 3 (my baby daddy claims my oldest, but this is the last year) me, my youngest and head of household.... bringing in anywhere from $3600-$6500.. depending on what I make that year..
I claim 5.. at tax time I claim myself (one), my boys (two, three), head of household (four) and my puppy (five)... I hardly have any taxes come out... at the end of year I claim 3 (my baby daddy claims my oldest, but this is the last year) me, my youngest and head of household.... bringing in anywhere from $3600-$6500.. depending on what I make that year..
shit i claim myself and thats it but something tell me i need a quick tax lesson kalyn....i did some research and it seems no one is claimin the kids...so i just might do it...since she aint...
so i could then claim both her kids and head of household...?
how the fuck do you claim your dog...?....lol....
man i need some friends at HR block cause its sounds like i been losing out
so i could then claim both her kids and head of household...?
how the fuck do you claim your dog...?....lol....
man i need some friends at HR block cause its sounds like i been losing out
HR Block don't know shit homie! These people aren't qualified. They take a crash course in taxes and let the software figure shit out for them. You're better off buying the software 'Tax Cut-Standard edition' and saving yourself some bread. If you know that no one is claiming the kids i would go ahead and claim head-of-household and the kids. The only thing that could bust you is if someone else happens to claim them. I posted the definition of head-of-household below. I would lie and say the kids lived with you half the year. The great thing is that the burden of proof lies with the IRS. They half to prove you didn't have the kids rather than you having to.
When Kalyn says she claims 5 (including dog), she does so on the I-9 filed with her work. You can claim whatever you want. You can even claim Exempt where they don't take any federal or state tax out of your paychecks. But they are required to deduct Soc Sec, State & Fed Unemployment, etc.
Head of Household-The filing status used by an unmarried taxpayer who pays over half the cost of maintaining his home that is the principal residence for over half the tax year of his unmarried child or other lineal descendent (this child does not have to be a dependent) or of his dependent married child or other qualified relative. A dependent parent who does not live with the taxpayer may also qualify the taxpayer for the head of household status if qualifications are met.
When Kalyn says she claims 5 (including dog), she does so on the I-9 filed with her work. You can claim whatever you want. You can even claim Exempt where they don't take any federal or state tax out of your paychecks. But they are required to deduct Soc Sec, State & Fed Unemployment, etc.
Head of Household-The filing status used by an unmarried taxpayer who pays over half the cost of maintaining his home that is the principal residence for over half the tax year of his unmarried child or other lineal descendent (this child does not have to be a dependent) or of his dependent married child or other qualified relative. A dependent parent who does not live with the taxpayer may also qualify the taxpayer for the head of household status if qualifications are met.
