Taking a shit at the BART station

[mustynutz]

Ok, what the fuck is up with the toilet paper at the BART stations....I got to take a shit there an when i needed to wipe my ass i reached for some TP, and they got these damn 2"x2" little individual squares of like 1 ply TP, the Tp in jail is better then this stuff...its not even on a roll, it comes out indivdually like tissues.....so it take like 50 of these damn tiny square to equal a normal pull from a roll.....

I was forced to wipe my ass using a copy of SF Weekly instead of using that tiny damn paper....I now have hundred of small papercuts on my ass that bleed daily, and i cant get that damn ink off my ass either....Do you kow what its like to have a bloody asshole that has black ink all over it...it looks like i was raped by a damn bic pen

And to add to the drama, i have severe diarrhea that i swear feel like it is just 60% rubbing alcohol and 40% salt and 20% lemon juice n tabasco

Have you ever felt molten lava drip from a razor sliced asshole and then have to wipe it with newspapers.....

Well I have....and thats why i warn all of you of the dangers that await you in the bathroom of your local bart station

Stayed tuned for my next piece entitled

" I shot Satan outta my asshole and lived to tell about it"

 

[bayGIANTS]

I hate them individual toilet papers. do they really think people use only one sheet per wipe? you'll get shit all over your hands. I hate when that happens.

 

[PelonX4]

Over here if you go to the Belogio (sp?) casino the TP in there bathrooms feels like soft angel kisses wiping your ass. I stole a roll for home.

 

[Memphis2SacNigg]

I would "NEVA" take a shit at a bus station bathroom, I promise u I'll hold that shit til I get home.

 

[mrtonguetwista]

^^ No doubt. All walks of life hit the bus station

 

[skitz]

oh man haha that sucks...when I wen't camping few months ago the bathrooms had the little squares to wipe your ass with, its fuckin annoying

 

[lunitunez]

better than having no paper at all, so then you have to pull your pants up over your shitty ass and walk over to the paper towels for your hands only to find out those are out too, so then you have to ride back home on the bart train in the section that is deserted so noone smells your stank ass, and miss the job interview that you were originally going to which was gonna pay some major bank. fuck all you sf bart janitors out there if your reading this