SYKO drops new album - sets Dago on fire !

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-A TURF T.V. EXCLUSIVE !-

CHULA VISTA , CA - NW beat monster SYKO has released his new album " THE MAN BEHIND THE PILL " word is that the album is so heatish that it set most of San Diego on fire .

we are currently waiting on a response from the governator , who is scheduled to make an announcement here shortly .

we here at Turf Television have testimony from an eye witness " i put the cd in , and all of a sudden this tremendous knock started rumbling through my subs and speakers , before i knew it , my car went up in flames and thizz pills started raining down from the sky ! blue dolphins ! triple stack pink elephants ! purple furls ! "

how will FEMA respond to such an intensified act of musical terrorism and verbal violence ?

we are following the situation closely and will keep u posted with up to the minute coverage . this is PremoThaKhamilleon reporting for Turf TV . we now hand it back over to your anchorman Gas One ...
 

Gas One

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#5
Gasface: Fire is fuckin crazy... knowhatI'msayin?
Premekwon: Hell yeah man
Gasface: Word... you know how fire be burnin' and shit
Gasface: NIGGAS NIGGAS NIGGAS be setting mad fires n shit in this man
Premekwon: Yeah, no doubt
Gasface: That's what I be hatin man, I can't stand a non extinguished ass fire
Gasface: Wanna use your water ahead of time
Premekwon: Word
Premekwon: Before you even get a chance, to drink it on your own and shit
Gasface: True, fire be killing me though son because
Gasface: Yaknow, they be comin with the heat and shit
Gasface: They see you use a water hose, word, then here they come with the flame
Gasface: Tryin to flip it and bounce it on some bullshit
Premekwon: Yeah, yeah
Gasface: Not burning right first of all and shit
Premekwon:Yeah
Premekwon: YaknowhatI'msayin? boom! but then you got that fire son on the real
Premekwon: YaknowhatI'msayin? NIGGAS NIGGAS NIGGAS NIGGAS is comin with they
fire hats and shit
Gasface: Yeah!
Gasface: Whoa bad enough they droppin ashes like fire killed me
Premekwon: Yeah
Gasface: When they came with some ohio players fire shit, niggaz bit offa james
browns hot pants shit!
Premekwon: KnowhatI'msayin?
Premekwon: *Chuckling*
Gasface: Word NIGGAS NIGGAS NIGGAS NIGGAS caught his little wilfire spreadin'
Gasface: And then they got wise to that shit
Premekwon: I'm like damn what the fuck man?
Premekwon: It's like this happy-go-lucky fire man, when they get on man
Premekwon: They wanna pop a little, a little flambe'
Gasface: Word like I said
Premekwon: YouknowhatI'msayin? every few, every time you see em
Gasface: YouknowhatI'msayin? like, fire come on don't fuck with me
Premekwon: Yeah man
Premekwon: You gonna play that role play it though
Gasface: Yo man, it's like this man, fireman,
Gasface: Fireman know not to fuck around and leave the fire on my shit
Premekwon: I don't give a fuck how nasty they are
Gasface: Nah son, let me tell these niggaz somethin god
Gasface: I don't want firemen waterhosin' like me... on no houses!
Gasface: YouknowhatI'msayin? for real cause I'ma approach a nigga man
Gasface: For real man, I don't want nobody hosin' like me man, for real son
Premekwon: No doubt
Gasface: Bad enough nigga, I don't want nobody douse out fire like my clan
Gasface: Man keep it real, get your own grip on the hose, and be original.
Premekwon: Word up
Gasface: That's all man
Gasface: And you'll be a better man
Gasface: And you gon put the fire out on yo own
Premekwon: Word up
Premekwon: Whatever how you gonna douse it man
Premekwon: Word up
 

Gas One

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thats actually a raekwon and ghostface skit...lol..i just edited it

"shark niggas" on raekwons built for cuban linx

hurrache premos the homie..i take no offense..
i mean you can only be so uppity about the shit...been tense for days and i need to relax

i do agree tho its not really a laughing matter but i dont think he meant it like that
 
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-A TURF T.V. EXCLUSIVE !-

CHULA VISTA , CA - NW beat monster SYKO has released his new album " THE MAN BEHIND THE PILL " word is that the album is so heatish that it set most of San Diego on fire .

we are currently waiting on a response from the governator , who is scheduled to make an announcement here shortly .

we here at Turf Television have testimony from an eye witness " i put the cd in , and all of a sudden this tremendous knock started rumbling through my subs and speakers , before i knew it , my car went up in flames and thizz pills started raining down from the sky ! blue dolphins ! triple stack pink elephants ! purple furls ! "

how will FEMA respond to such an intensified act of musical terrorism and verbal violence ?

we are following the situation closely and will keep u posted with up to the minute coverage . this is PremoThaKhamilleon reporting for Turf TV . we now hand it back over to your anchorman Gas One ...
i hope your moms house burns to the ground with her in it,
bet you wouldnt be making stupid ass threads after that