Suspected Sex Offender Is Luckiest Bastard Alive

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caff

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Some dude who is accused of sexually assaulting a 4-year-old girl allegedly tried to kill himself by driving his van off a ledge in Colorado. And it almost worked...In what has to be one of the craziest twists of fate ever, the perp's van caught a ledge -- and a search and rescue team got to the guy before karma did.

Dude went to the hospital, but as soon as he gets out, cops say he'll be immediately arrested.
 
28g w/o the bag

28g w/o the bag

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Jan 18, 2003
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uhh... how is he the luckiest?

he wanted to kill himself by driving off a ledge because he fondled a 4 year old girl, and failed miserably. now he's alive, and has to go to jail where he will subsequently be beaten by some random black guys... thats qualified to be the example photo for the word "unlucky" in the merriam-websters dictionary if you ask me.

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M BUTCHER 206

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Aug 24, 2003
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hahahahahaha

thats gotta suck for that piece of shit

even if he didnt do it and this was just some other unrelated shit, (which i doubt) hes completely fucked now. he might as well have carved guilty into his forehead. i got 50$$ he offs himself within a month of a guilty verdict, if not sooner
 
DFresh77

DFresh77

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I wish I woulda found that mothafucka right there....I would save him and then push him off the cliff after i soaked him with gasoline and lit his ass up on fire...
 
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