Overactive Erection Syndrome
is what I like to call it.
So I was at the pool earlier talking to this fine ass girl, and couldn't help from thinking about the weird crazy (possibly illegal) sexual acts I would perform on her given the chance, and I thought to myself "hmm, I should stop these thoughts before I embarrass myself with an erection"
and
it took me a moment to come up with something, but I found that if in the back of my mind I concentrate on Shaq shooting a free throw while wearing a Suns jersey than the erection subsides and I can continue talking to beautiful women without my penis wanting to also have a word with them in public.
This whole getting a hard on thing around sexy girls has plagued me for years. At school, parties, work (I had a few moments where I had to walk "off-stage" at Disney World because of these OF AGE girls always hitting on me). It's not that I'm a teenager raging with hormones or that I'm a strange pervert, it's just whenever I meet a girl there's only a matter of time before I start to fantasize about what she would look like in little or no clothing.
there you are. So if ya'll are having the same problem, visualize Shaq trying to shoot a free throw in game 3 vs. the Spurs in the playoffs. If that dont calm your testosterone, you're probably a homosexual.
is what I like to call it.
So I was at the pool earlier talking to this fine ass girl, and couldn't help from thinking about the weird crazy (possibly illegal) sexual acts I would perform on her given the chance, and I thought to myself "hmm, I should stop these thoughts before I embarrass myself with an erection"
and
it took me a moment to come up with something, but I found that if in the back of my mind I concentrate on Shaq shooting a free throw while wearing a Suns jersey than the erection subsides and I can continue talking to beautiful women without my penis wanting to also have a word with them in public.
This whole getting a hard on thing around sexy girls has plagued me for years. At school, parties, work (I had a few moments where I had to walk "off-stage" at Disney World because of these OF AGE girls always hitting on me). It's not that I'm a teenager raging with hormones or that I'm a strange pervert, it's just whenever I meet a girl there's only a matter of time before I start to fantasize about what she would look like in little or no clothing.
there you are. So if ya'll are having the same problem, visualize Shaq trying to shoot a free throw in game 3 vs. the Spurs in the playoffs. If that dont calm your testosterone, you're probably a homosexual.
