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MIDDLETOWN, Ohio – A woman wearing a cow costume was arrested for disorderly conduct Tuesday.

Major Mark Hoffman, with Middletown, Ohio Police, said Michelle Allen threatened police and urinated on a neighbor’s front porch.

Police say Allen was arrested for causing traffic problems, chasing kids in her neighborhood and not complying with police when they told her to return home. The police report stated officials could smell alcohol on her breath and her words were slurred.

Allen pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct and was sentenced to a month in jail.

Hoffman says while Allen was in court, she challenged people to “suck her udders.” No information has been released as to why she was wearing the cow costume.

Allen has been arrested over 50 times on charges ranging from theft to prostitution.

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An Ohio woman remains behind bars and it all stems from her dressing up like a cow. Police say it's what she did over the weekend that moo-ved them to arrest her.

“I've been here 30 years and this is the first bovine arrest we've made here in Middletown.”

Middletown Police say they received numerous calls about a cow stampeding through a busy intersection and when they arrived they say they were utterly shocked at what they found.

Police say they found Michelle Allen dressed in a cow suit. Reports say she was chasing children, threatening police and even urinated on a nearby porch before being arrested.

She was booked for disorderly conduct and police say her erratic behavior didn't stop there. She got up to the court and was challenging people to suck her udders.

Police have been tipped off as to why she was in the costume.

“We think that she may have been engaged in some promotional activities, a local haunted trail, there was another employee there that came to repossess the cow mask.”

Hoffman says Allen is no stranger to Middletown Police.

“She's been around, she's been arrested more than 50 times by this department, probably by some other organizations as well, everything from robbery to menacing to theft to prostitution to solicitation.”

Allen is currently serving her 30-day sentence in the Middletown jail and police say she refuses to moo-ve out of her outfit.