Subway Employee Puts His Penis On Sandwich Bread; Another Freezes His Urine At Work

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A Subway "sandwich artist" admitted today to putting his penis on the store's sandwich bread and posting the photo on Instagram.

The bombshell comes after HuffPost Weird News received several photos posted by two men in Columbus, Ohio, who work for the restaurant chain. Their Twitter and Instagram pages are festooned with photos of their exploits (see below). In several photos, Subway's signature bread is shaped into penises.

One of the men, Cameron Boggs, admitted on Instagram that "today at work I froze my pee" in a water bottle.

Boggs posted -- and later deleted -- the most incriminating photo, which depicts a man rubbing his genitalia on foot-long bread. It was posted on Instagram by username "weedpriest" with a caption that reads, "My name is I @ian jett and I will be your sandwich artist today."

In an exclusive interview with HuffPost Weird News, Ian Jett copped to defiling the footlong, but denied doing the dirty deed at work.

"I would never do that at work -- it was at home," he said. "This isn't something I'd ever do at Subway. It was totally a joke."

Boggs' other photo shows a water bottle full of a yellow substance that he describes as urine. Though you can't tell from the photo whether the frozen urine is inside a Subway restaurant, Boggs says it was.

Store employees confirmed that Boggs and Jett currently work at the Subway location at Tuttle Crossing Boulevard in Columbus. The chain's corporate office didn't return calls for comment by press time.

UPDATE: Boggs and Jett were fired on Monday, and a representative from Subway public relations released this statement:This isolated incident is not representative of SUBWAY Sandwich Artists™. These actions are not tolerated and the franchisee took immediate action to terminate the two employees involved.
The anonymous tipster who sent in the photos was horrified by the pair's handiwork.

"I saw the frozen piss picture and thought, 'What is this guy doing?'" the tipster said. "Then came the penis picture. They're stupid enough for doing this in the first place, but then to post it to the world? It was a dumb move.

"I didn't send these to be vindictive," he added, "But something needs to be done. It's disgusting."

He said he turned in the photos after reading about another case of tainted food on HuffPost Weird News last week. Giusepp Scire, owner of Jersey Joe's Pizzeria in San Diego, denied on Thursday that he masturbated in the eatery's kitchen, an act that was reportedly caught on security footage by users on 4Chan.

A picture posted last week clearly shows a man with white hair, handling his pepperoni in what appears to be a pizza kitchen, but Scire said he was the victim of disgruntled ex-employees' pranks.

In June, a Taco Bell employee became instantly infamous and was fired after he posted a picture of himself licking a stack of taco shells -- at work -- online. Taco Bell apologized and noted that the employee didn't intend to harm anyone by appearing to salivate all over the shells.






Subway Employee Puts His Penis On Sandwich Bread; Another Freezes His Urine At Work (PHOTOS)
 

HIM

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In all seriousness, its crazy how one act from an employee making minimum wage can negatively impact your business....The LAST thing people want tampered with is their food...you rarely get 2nd chances when it comes to that...
 

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I used to slang pizzas when I was a teen for a little mom & pop spot called "Peppertree Pizza" in SJ....

Maaaaaaaaan, the things we would do to a muh fuckers food if they werent right is down right disgusting.

One night when I was 15 & my brother was fresh off to prison, in walks the cat who testified against him in court, along with his whole family.

I saw them, they didnt see me.

I let all the homies in the back know whats up & we each took turns fucking the pizza up in our own way.

needless to say, that dude & his family ALL ate my unborn children that night, & my snot.

fuck em.
 

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I used to slang pizzas when I was a teen for a little mom & pop spot called "Peppertree Pizza" in SJ....

Maaaaaaaaan, the things we would do to a muh fuckers food if they werent right is down right disgusting.

One night when I was 15 & my brother was fresh off to prison, in walks the cat who testified against him in court, along with his whole family.

I saw them, they didnt see me.

I let all the homies in the back know whats up & we each took turns fucking the pizza up in our own way.

needless to say, that dude & his family ALL ate my unborn children that night, & my snot.

fuck em.
 

S.SAVAGE

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thats the truth, when i was delivery driver for pizza hut back in 99-2001...i would write down the non tipping houses and if they called back and happened to be on that list..
thats funny but fucked up lol

I wouldnt do it simply for someone who didnt tip, only if I had real reason.

sidenote: I had the ultimate pizza delivery porno scene thing happen to me & my GF at the time ended up knowing the girl & dumped me because of it.

cool story bro
 

MysticOracle

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as a pizza delivery driver i have stories for days...its amazing


i still remember this one time where there was this female about 18-21 years living in a small cottage looking home...had a the tv with rabbit ears and small kid and there was a kid watching cartoons and she was paying with change...i gave her the pizza..seemed like the right thing to do...a few weeks later she calls and she requests that i deliver..i go over there and she went right to work lol...wasnt expecting anything in return but i wasnt going to pass either...cool story bro indeed
 

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I used to have an issue with my temper back in the day until someone called me out on it and I started to pay more attention. I still have a kinda short fuse when it comes to some stuff and this would be one of them. If I found out someone deliberately did something to my food like that I honestly might flip out and really go off the deep end on that person man. Zero tolerance for that stuff.

Side note, I never messed with anyone's food like that, but I did bang a beezy in the milk cooler when I worked at the grocery store. I'm pretty sure I didn't nut on any gallons of milk but it's hard not to think about that when I open up a jug of milk and see that crusty stuff around the top. Kinda grosses me out if that stuff is around the top of the milk jug and I'll pass on it if I see that
 

S.SAVAGE

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I used to have an issue with my temper back in the day until someone called me out on it and I started to pay more attention. I still have a kinda short fuse when it comes to some stuff and this would be one of them. If I found out someone deliberately did something to my food like that I honestly might flip out and really go off the deep end on that person man. Zero tolerance for that stuff.
thats what my pizza knife was for breh lol
 
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I used to slang pizzas when I was a teen for a little mom & pop spot called "Peppertree Pizza" in SJ....

Maaaaaaaaan, the things we would do to a muh fuckers food if they werent right is down right disgusting.

One night when I was 15 & my brother was fresh off to prison, in walks the cat who testified against him in court, along with his whole family.

I saw them, they didnt see me.

I let all the homies in the back know whats up & we each took turns fucking the pizza up in our own way.

needless to say, that dude & his family ALL ate my unborn children that night, & my snot.

fuck em.
ahhahahaha

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I used to slang pizzas when I was a teen for a little mom & pop spot called "Peppertree Pizza" in SJ....

Maaaaaaaaan, the things we would do to a muh fuckers food if they werent right is down right disgusting.

One night when I was 15 & my brother was fresh off to prison, in walks the cat who testified against him in court, along with his whole family.

I saw them, they didnt see me.

I let all the homies in the back know whats up & we each took turns fucking the pizza up in our own way.

needless to say, that dude & his family ALL ate my unborn children that night, & my snot.

fuck em.
I did something similar to sum pigs, but it was at Miccey d's, sum pigs fucced over my bro n I swear I hawked the biggest loogeys in their burgers. Fucc them!