Stupidest Things You've Heard

[MOESES SOULRIGHT THE 2nd]

well, there was this hippie chick in my class, who kept on talking about how KFC mutated their chicken, i let her go on for a little bit, getting everyone riled up before i was ike "LISTEN, there's a website that debunks urban legends, and that's one of the urban legends they debunk"
so she replies "you shouldn't trust what you read on the internet"

another one someone asked me "is there gas stations in the sky for airplanes?"

i'll add more later

 

[DubbC415]

"the sky is blue because its a reflection of the water"

"im just gonna drop out of school and become an actress"

"i love that guy in that group SPICE 1 that goes "BLAH!"

"um like, but seriously...racism doesnt still exist?"

 

[DubbC415]

"It's like the pythagorean theorem...it can't be solved."-Shaquille O'Neal

""I scraped it on the bottom of a pool."-a kid i knew telling a girl who gave him a handjob why his dick started to bleed.

 

[up2nogood]

me: wanna smoke some weed
girl: no, am not a crackhead
me: crackheads dont smoke weed
girls: isn't weed crack

real story

 

[Tall Andrew]

any opinion of a conservative it pretty much the stupidest thing i've ever heard. also the opinions of liberal extremists as well.

 

[Jake]

"i love that guy in that group SPICE 1 that goes "BLAH!"

i remember when you made that post about that,how that chick said it and shit,thats comedy,hahahah

 

[WestcoastPI]

Well Youngmo...I dunno brother.....that KFC thing might be true.......that's why they had to change their name from Kentucky Fried Chicken, to KFC. They have chicken farms with "chickens with 8 wings, and 6 legs with no head...weird shit like that. I dunno..I've never seen it so I cant vouch...but I think I remember when all that happened that it was valid.

 

[Jake]

they changed the name cause the word "fried" was synonymous with unhealthy food,and they thought it would scare customers away in this more heath conscious era

 

[Camby Savelle]

actualy it's fact that KFC "mutates" their chickens. not in the toxic waste sort of way, however they do overdose chickens on antibiotics that cause rapid growth. & some defects from the antibiotics can be carried through birth to "mutate" the newly hatched.

you realy should research the shit they do to chickens, it's quite intresting.

most hens that are bread for the sole purpose of laying eggs go insane & attack one another, therefore they literaly take a tourch to their beaks & cut it off.

 

[MOESES SOULRIGHT THE 2nd]

she was saying about why they had to change their name

most animals are beefed up with hormones, i usually buy hormone free, free range chicken, eggs, milk, beef etc...

but they did not have to change their name cus their mutated
almost every farming place in the world does this to their animals

 

[Nightbreed]

"i love that guy in that group SPICE 1 that goes "BLAH!"

lol...that reminds me of some shit I heard. When Spice 1 first dropped back in the day, this dude in class had the tape talking about..."this tape is tight, but Spice 2 & 3 is way tighter"

i was like damn

 

[bayGIANTS]

"i love that guy in that group SPICE 1 that goes "BLAH!"

that reminds me of one dude who told me his favorite group is "killa tay". that had me lol

 

[Ry]

this tape is tight, but Spice 2 & 3 is way tighter"

i was like damn

LMAO spice 2 & 3, poeple are retarded.

 

[jay deuce]

Ive heard people say "That Group Tech-N9ne" many many times.

 

[The Duke of Earl]

"are you intrested in joining the army for 70,000 dollars for college"

 

[SLOWPOKE]

THAT HUMPY HUMP AND SHOCK G ARE THE SAME PERSON

 

[28g w/o the bag]

well, there was this hippie chick in my class, who kept on talking about how KFC mutated their chicken, i let her go on for a little bit, getting everyone riled up before i was ike "LISTEN, there's a website that debunks urban legends, and that's one of the urban legends they debunk"
so she replies "you shouldn't trust what you read on the internet"

lol, i'll bet she heard that mutation shit from the internet also.

 

[bigbreaded]

1- IM HUNGREY BUT I DONT FEEL LIKE EATING ....MAYBE THATS WHY YOUR STARVIN'?

2- IS THERE ANY BLACC FOLKS THAT LIVE IN CANADA...NO ONLY WHITE FOLKS...COM ON NOW.

3- WHY DO CANADIANS ALWAYS SAY EH' AFTER EVERY SENTENCE ...BECAUSE "B" WE FEEL LIKE IT

4- YOUR FROM TORONTO, HOW U KNOW ALL THESE UNDERGROUND RAPPERS...SOAK IN GAME FROM THE SICCNESS.NET

5- IS WHITE GOLD AND PLATINUM THE SAME...NO OR ELSE THEY WOULD HAVE THE SAME TITLE.

 

[HIM]

THAT HUMPY HUMP AND SHOCK G ARE THE SAME PERSON

lol...im sure u know the deal..

"teach me some slang terms"

"why do black guyz like white girlz?"..

"do all black guyz have big..u know?''...are all white people rich? NO

"Slavery wasnt as bad as some people think, actually there were some nice SLAVE MASTERS"...get the hell out of here

"I think 2pac is still alive"..just described half of u on the siccness...lol

Rappers claiming to be "tha REALEST NIGGA ALIVE"..yeah you and a thousand other niggaz...everybody CANT be the "realest alive"

 

[Downunda-Connec]

I heard when KFC first jumped on the scene their was concerns that no one would eat there chicken because all the bones were spongy. Some of the things that goes on in these chicken farms is insane. They nail the feet of some of these chickens down so they can't move.

Anyway the weirdest shit I ever heard was from a mate of mine about 15 years ago. We were about 12 at the time and there was a news story that came on and said that someone was held up at gunpoint. He turned to me - dead serious - and asked why anyone would go to gunpoint. Everyone is always held up there...