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D-Skrilla

D-Skrilla

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These are sum dumb laws I found at http://channels.netscape.com/ns/crime/dlaws.jsp

In Florida the only legal sex position is missionary.
In Florida men can not be in any public place wearing a strapless gown.
In Georgia it is against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole.
In Connection there is a law forbidding any kind of private sexual behavior between adults.
In Minnesota it is illeagal for a man to have sex with a live fish.
In Florida husdan and wive can both still get prison terms for engaging in oral sex. Even in the privacy of their own bedrooms.
In Florida having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
In Pennylvania You cannot sing in the bath tub, but u can sing in the shower.
In Michigan any person order than 12 can have a license to have a handgun if he/she wasn't been convicted of a felony.
In Georgia you have the right to commit simple battery if provoked by "fighting" words.
In Indiana it is illegal for a liqour store to sell cold soft drinks.
In Illinois all bachelors shall be called master, not mister by their female counterparts.
In Florida if a elephant is tied to a parking meter, you should pay that parking meter just like you would for a vehicle.
In North Dakota beer and pretzels cannot be served at the same time in any bar or resturant.
In North Carolina it is illegal top have sex in the churchyard.
In Indiana drinks on the house are illegal.
 
RaginHomosexual

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D-Skrilla said:

In Florida the only legal sex position is missionary.

NOT GOING TO FLORIDA ANYTIME SOON.....

In Florida men can not be in any public place wearing a strapless gown.

SEE PREVIOUS STATEMENT....

In Pennylvania You cannot sing in the bath tub, but u can sing in the shower.

I FAIL TO SEE WHY THIS LAW IS STUPID

In Indiana it is illegal for a liqour store to sell cold soft drinks.

AHH YES, HEAVEN FORBID

In Florida if a elephant is tied to a parking meter, you should pay that parking meter just like you would for a vehicle.
WHO THE FUCK TIES AN ELEPHANT TO A PARKING METER?
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D-Skrilla

D-Skrilla

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Here are sum more dum laws for you.

In Missouri, Indiana, Cali & Tennessee husban and wive can both still get prison terms for engaging in oral sex
In Cali Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.
In Missouri minors are not allowed to purchase cap pistols, however they may buy shotguns freely.
In Illinois The English language is not to be spoken.
In Illinois One may not pee in his neighbor's mouth.
In Illinois It is legal to protest naked in front of city hall as long as you are under seventeen years of age and have legal permits.
In Illinois It is considered an offense to attempt to have sex with one's dog.
In Fairfield Illinois It is unlawful for "negroes" to be within county boundries from sundown to sunrise.
In Mississippi & Indiana It is illegal for a male to be sexually aroused in public.
In Indiana Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March.
In Cali It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear.
In Cali Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.
In Kentucky & Ohio one may not receive anal sex
In Ohio No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July.
In Ohio You cannot eat a doughnut and walk backwards on a city street.
In ohio It's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.
In Ohio You may not run out of gas.
Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of another's hamburger.
In Oklahoma Oral sex is a misdemeanor and is punisable by one year in jail and a $2,500 fine.
In Oklahoma Anyone arrested for soliciting a hooker must have their name and picture shown on television.
In Oklahoma It is illegal for the owner of a bar to allow anyone inside to pretend to have sex with a buffalo.
In Oklahoma If you wear New York Jets clothing, you may be put in jail.
In Oklahoma Molesting an automobile is illegal.
In Oklahoma No one may walk backwards downtown while eating a hamburger.
 
D-Skrilla

D-Skrilla

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These laws actually are actually true. Police don't enforce em but they are in the rule books. You'd be surprise at all the old laws states be forgetin to pull off the rule books. Like in Mississippi back in '95 when they had it in the rule book that they could still have black slavery. Somebody wrote a book about it, I forgot what it weas called tho. The 2 dudes was on a talk show promotin it.
 
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thats bullshit...if you cant tie a giraffe to a telephone poll where the fuck you supposed to tie it?...a damn bike rack.
 
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