When I went to Pitt, there was a gang of wild turkeys that roamed around by a park in the middle of the city. These were some OG turkeys...didn't really give a fuck about anything and always got in your face (urban turkeys). (Side note - I went to a gun show and bought a crossbow on some straight WPS and would get drunk and shoot at them).
Anyways, one time I saw two bike cops - a dude and a chick - down by the park, when a gang of about 5 turkeys walked across an intersection right at them. One of them started going at this bitch's leg and she started screaming like a 3 year old girl. So then the other cop unholstered his gun and put about 4 rounds into the side of this turkey in front of all these little kids. I've never seen such bravery, thank god for the police.
Cool story, me.