strip clubs are a bitch..

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Apr 25, 2002
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I just went one for the first time is it always alot or what.....i spend 20 dollars for admission...and fucken 5 1 dollar dances....and 3 couch dances fucken 75 buckslol
 

noWetaG

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maybe i'm jaded, growing up in LAS VEGAS & all....
i never seen the point.........
i mean dont get me wrong......
beautiful naked women dancing is a wonderful thing.....
but.........u have 2 pay 2 get in.......
pay rediculous amounts 4 drinks and 2 have sum1 gyrate on u........
and u cant touch nuthin or do anything..........
i can get all that and more 4 free @ home....
 
Jun 25, 2002
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i lived in portland for a while, and some of the clubs ther actually have cheap decent food, good way to kill a hangover an a saturday morning, but fuck payiong for dances, sit in the back drink some beer and eat some eggs
 
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noWetaG said:
maybe i'm jaded, growing up in LAS VEGAS & all....
i never seen the point.........
i mean dont get me wrong......
beautiful naked women dancing is a wonderful thing.....
but.........u have 2 pay 2 get in.......
pay rediculous amounts 4 drinks and 2 have sum1 gyrate on u........
and u cant touch nuthin or do anything..........
i can get all that and more 4 free @ home....
SAME HERE NEVER SAW WAY I WANNA HAND OVER PAPPER TO GET A WET STAIN ON MY LAP FROM A HOLE WHO KNOWS WHA BEEN IN THERE.....NEVER TRICKED MY DICK ....AND TALKING ABOUT TRICKING....WHY YOU GOT DRATH VADER PAN HANDLING IN YOUR AVITAR......DONT YOU KNOW HE GOT A REP TO UP HOLD?
 

Ry

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I always thought giving money to a bitch thats gonna take off her clothes anyway is stupid. Let them other fools throw away thier cash, ill just sit back and enjoy the show....
 
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I've been to a couple here in SF and in Vegas. Off course Vegas are way better...but luckly never had to pay a dime. Good thing though...I hate to pay some bitch to strip for me and than not even touch her...hells nah!!Shit I can go to any club find a hoe and fuck her for free.
 
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I have friends in the strippin business.The stories I hear are hilarious, about how easy it is to get money out of men. And its usually the ones in there talkin all the shit about how they wont pay for pussy.
 
May 2, 2002
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They're fun, but after a while they get hella old. Goin' to a strip club is a last resort when you bored outta your mind and ain't got shit to do. You're payin' some girl to dry hump you for about 3-5 minutes. The last time I went was last October on my 23rd birthday. That was basically the only reason I went. I didn't have shit else to do.

It was fun while it lasted.
 
May 2, 2002
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They're fun, but after a while they get hella old. Goin' to a strip club is a last resort when you bored outta your mind and ain't got shit to do. You're payin' some girl to dry hump you for about 3-5 minutes. The last time I went was last October on my 23rd birthday. That was basically the only reason I went. I didn't have shit else to do.

It was fun while it lasted.
 
Aug 20, 2003
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shit i went once and got in for free..some girl paid for me to go in...and den while in there i ran into some girl that i went to school with and she gave me a free lap dance... and to top the night off some stripper gave me ten dollars to go buy her some condoms at da corner store...hahaha dat night was tight
 

Jake

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strip clubs are a waste of money...i got boys that go EVERYDAY after work and drop like 50 bucks just for the hell of it
 
Jun 27, 2002
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Do this...Pop in a porn at home, when you see something you like...throw a dollar at the tv....when you out of money, go jack off, then go back and collect ya money....

same as goin to a strip club, you just gonna end up jackin off to bitches you'll never fuck...except this way its free