While I was flying down the road yesterday (only 10 mph over), I
> > >noticed a cop with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge. The cop
> > >pulled me over, walked up to the car and asked me, "What's the hurry?"
> > >I replied, "I'm late for work."
> > >
> > >"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"
> > >
> > >I responded, "I'm a rectum stretcher."
> > >
> > >The cop said "What.....a rectum stretcher, and what does a rectum
>stretcher
> > >do?"
> > >
> > >I said, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up to two
>fingers
> > >then three, then four, then my whole hand, then I work until I can get
>both
> > >hands in there and then I slowly stretch it until it's about 6 foot wide.
>
> > >"
> > >
> > >The cop asked me, "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?"
> > >
> > >I simply replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him on top of a
> > >bridge.
> > >."
> > >
> > >The ticket -- $95 dollars. The look on his face, PRICELESS!!!
> > >noticed a cop with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge. The cop
> > >pulled me over, walked up to the car and asked me, "What's the hurry?"
> > >I replied, "I'm late for work."
> > >
> > >"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"
> > >
> > >I responded, "I'm a rectum stretcher."
> > >
> > >The cop said "What.....a rectum stretcher, and what does a rectum
>stretcher
> > >do?"
> > >
> > >I said, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up to two
>fingers
> > >then three, then four, then my whole hand, then I work until I can get
>both
> > >hands in there and then I slowly stretch it until it's about 6 foot wide.
>
> > >"
> > >
> > >The cop asked me, "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?"
> > >
> > >I simply replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him on top of a
> > >bridge.
> > >."
> > >
> > >The ticket -- $95 dollars. The look on his face, PRICELESS!!!
