Anybody wanna try this? Basically, just start typing and try to rhyme shit with no kind of thought being put into it. Its like freestyling, but without preconcieving weather it makes sense of not, let it flow into its own context. Just let your thoughts pour as you type out rhymes. A lot of this shit comes out pretty funny. Here I go:
Chords, Cords, piano or pants.
Whores, on the floors with guano filled ass
Why dont you pass, piss on piss poor tactics
And its more drastic than any Jurassic bastard
And factor the Richter, like the scale
Impale a pale horse and of course Andy Ricter's for sale
Victor and Mateo, victory entails
Hickory flavored snails, snort rails of tasty entrails
the inktrail leads back to the inkwell
It stinks, well, hell is nothing better
A Lord Vader is a skater, a tot of tator a go-getter
And wetter is better when it comes to her chedder
I perfer Velveeta in my skeezer, and Filas or Adidas
Fuck a Nike, he might be the one and only air pocket
Pop it in sixth grade, a rice rocket with sprokets
And broccoli tacos be a delicacy in my bakery
I make them for goodness sake, I be a chef or a chief
A Chef Boyardee on kief, cooler than Kieth
But not the Richards, I got beef, and its in my stained briefs
And tealeaves is Oolong, and who's strong?
Me, and only me, I go down in history with listerine on my teeth
and histimines give me grief, a charle brown thinks its good
but charlie brown would, because linus is on Charlie Brown's wood
And snoppys on the penis, and fuck im stuck
because i dont know the rest of the Peanuts, i lick gloss of off moss
and it grows to the west, diana ross has a gross breast
and some stinky ass breath, and pubes like a crows nest
I profess the professional horde of the hopeless
and topless hoes get they tops back when they focus
like a 35 millimeter, cause peter is Tosh
and spicy girl is posh, or even baby with a cross
and crucifix, and crucify the Y in spanish fly
a house fly leads a short life especially in my
house in particular, i catch flys with chopsticks
and mr miyagi says Banzai when I chopped his
blocks of ice, it wasnt nothin nice fighting Chosen
but I pulled out the drumdoll and kicked ass like it grows in
the side of the mountian, where i planted the tree
and them punk mutha fuckas threatened to drop me
so I gave them the tree and they broke it in half
and sent the poor little thing down the cliff and then laughed
and miyagi was mad, because his tree felt the wrath
but he still would train me, i guess he's old and he's lazy
Chords, Cords, piano or pants.
Whores, on the floors with guano filled ass
Why dont you pass, piss on piss poor tactics
And its more drastic than any Jurassic bastard
And factor the Richter, like the scale
Impale a pale horse and of course Andy Ricter's for sale
Victor and Mateo, victory entails
Hickory flavored snails, snort rails of tasty entrails
the inktrail leads back to the inkwell
It stinks, well, hell is nothing better
A Lord Vader is a skater, a tot of tator a go-getter
And wetter is better when it comes to her chedder
I perfer Velveeta in my skeezer, and Filas or Adidas
Fuck a Nike, he might be the one and only air pocket
Pop it in sixth grade, a rice rocket with sprokets
And broccoli tacos be a delicacy in my bakery
I make them for goodness sake, I be a chef or a chief
A Chef Boyardee on kief, cooler than Kieth
But not the Richards, I got beef, and its in my stained briefs
And tealeaves is Oolong, and who's strong?
Me, and only me, I go down in history with listerine on my teeth
and histimines give me grief, a charle brown thinks its good
but charlie brown would, because linus is on Charlie Brown's wood
And snoppys on the penis, and fuck im stuck
because i dont know the rest of the Peanuts, i lick gloss of off moss
and it grows to the west, diana ross has a gross breast
and some stinky ass breath, and pubes like a crows nest
I profess the professional horde of the hopeless
and topless hoes get they tops back when they focus
like a 35 millimeter, cause peter is Tosh
and spicy girl is posh, or even baby with a cross
and crucifix, and crucify the Y in spanish fly
a house fly leads a short life especially in my
house in particular, i catch flys with chopsticks
and mr miyagi says Banzai when I chopped his
blocks of ice, it wasnt nothin nice fighting Chosen
but I pulled out the drumdoll and kicked ass like it grows in
the side of the mountian, where i planted the tree
and them punk mutha fuckas threatened to drop me
so I gave them the tree and they broke it in half
and sent the poor little thing down the cliff and then laughed
and miyagi was mad, because his tree felt the wrath
but he still would train me, i guess he's old and he's lazy
