Gerped on some meth with NOTHING to do.
So we will tell you Mclean's life story.
April 1st aka April Fool's Day 1963, Mcleanhatch is born. Yes, that makes him old. Only an old man would be such a fuckin tool. You think Mclean is some 24 year old? Some fuckin teenager? Listen to the shit the motherfucker says. he obviously lived through the Red Scare.
Actually, he lives through the red scare every day of his life. It's either the Liberal media, the commies, the gays, the colored people, theyre all out to get him.
Anyways so McColon is born, right. His pops missed the birth, unfortunately, he was indulging in recreational enemas. Little McLimpNiggle was a paltry 4 pounds 6 ounces. The doctors worried that he may succumb to poor health problems, so to increase his weight, they inserted a mixture of Menudo and Quaker oats into his brain, which was already showing signs of stunted development. McThroat was a pleasant lad, smiling, cooing, reguritating.
His parents did their fair share of worrying, though, as one-year old McDeficiency developed the first recorded case of social anxiety disorder in infancy. If around other babies, McToast would yank on his genitals, once nearly hard enough to detach them.
Enough of this led to a very rare testicular disorder doctors labeled "McScrotum Undulance". Basically McHygeine's nut sac was stretched out of place, leading doctors to perform a corrective surgery to make sure it was Fair and Balanced.
Mclean's father was a paisa with a mullet. His mother was an anesthesiologist named Steve. Where Mclean came from, we're not sure. But I'm getting off the subject.
Mclean was a churchgoing lad. http://www.apocalypsecartoons.com/fathertucker/ep1/ft1.html
So little McFlatulent grew up a fairly normal child. He actually did break the law as a youngster. He obtained a fake ID from a black guy named "That lil nigga E.Skeezy 1" and used it to register to vote. This way, combined with his normal ID, he could vote for Republican candidates twice. He used the clever acronym of Steve Vfrrinbpofoc, which stands for "voting for republicans results in the best possible outcome for our country", along with his given name Ronald McDonald.
McChester successfully used his double vote to single (double
TeeHee Hee!)-handedly elect Ronald Reagan. McFail enjoyed the 80's. He owned several pairs of the paint-splashed sweats that were all the rage. Come 1992 he even owned a t shirt that said "Cant touch this", with a paint-spalshed hand on the front of it.
Life was going well for McSquirm until he started getting a funny feeling. The tube that his parents explained to him "let go of God the Lord's silly water" began to act strangely and increase in length, growing hair, and making him cross his legs over each other whenever he say well implemented interior design. Little McFecal was apparently developing his own form of alternate sexuality.
Art decco, IKEA, and well-fit drapes would cause strange symptoms in young McWoogie. One time, god's silly water even changed color and consistency after McGrab was exposed to Baroque decorating. Young McFly nearly committed suicide after discovering the shameful accident. Then he went on the siccness boards. <- Yea I even got fucking bored with this...lmao.
So we will tell you Mclean's life story.
April 1st aka April Fool's Day 1963, Mcleanhatch is born. Yes, that makes him old. Only an old man would be such a fuckin tool. You think Mclean is some 24 year old? Some fuckin teenager? Listen to the shit the motherfucker says. he obviously lived through the Red Scare.
Actually, he lives through the red scare every day of his life. It's either the Liberal media, the commies, the gays, the colored people, theyre all out to get him.
Anyways so McColon is born, right. His pops missed the birth, unfortunately, he was indulging in recreational enemas. Little McLimpNiggle was a paltry 4 pounds 6 ounces. The doctors worried that he may succumb to poor health problems, so to increase his weight, they inserted a mixture of Menudo and Quaker oats into his brain, which was already showing signs of stunted development. McThroat was a pleasant lad, smiling, cooing, reguritating.
His parents did their fair share of worrying, though, as one-year old McDeficiency developed the first recorded case of social anxiety disorder in infancy. If around other babies, McToast would yank on his genitals, once nearly hard enough to detach them.
Enough of this led to a very rare testicular disorder doctors labeled "McScrotum Undulance". Basically McHygeine's nut sac was stretched out of place, leading doctors to perform a corrective surgery to make sure it was Fair and Balanced.
Mclean's father was a paisa with a mullet. His mother was an anesthesiologist named Steve. Where Mclean came from, we're not sure. But I'm getting off the subject.
Mclean was a churchgoing lad. http://www.apocalypsecartoons.com/fathertucker/ep1/ft1.html
So little McFlatulent grew up a fairly normal child. He actually did break the law as a youngster. He obtained a fake ID from a black guy named "That lil nigga E.Skeezy 1" and used it to register to vote. This way, combined with his normal ID, he could vote for Republican candidates twice. He used the clever acronym of Steve Vfrrinbpofoc, which stands for "voting for republicans results in the best possible outcome for our country", along with his given name Ronald McDonald.
McChester successfully used his double vote to single (double
TeeHee Hee!)-handedly elect Ronald Reagan. McFail enjoyed the 80's. He owned several pairs of the paint-splashed sweats that were all the rage. Come 1992 he even owned a t shirt that said "Cant touch this", with a paint-spalshed hand on the front of it.Life was going well for McSquirm until he started getting a funny feeling. The tube that his parents explained to him "let go of God the Lord's silly water" began to act strangely and increase in length, growing hair, and making him cross his legs over each other whenever he say well implemented interior design. Little McFecal was apparently developing his own form of alternate sexuality.
Art decco, IKEA, and well-fit drapes would cause strange symptoms in young McWoogie. One time, god's silly water even changed color and consistency after McGrab was exposed to Baroque decorating. Young McFly nearly committed suicide after discovering the shameful accident. Then he went on the siccness boards. <- Yea I even got fucking bored with this...lmao.
