http://www.stopbirdporn.org/
Our mission
Bird watcher also bird-watcher n. A person who observes and identifies birds in their natural surroundings.
According to the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service forty eight million people watch birds. We have discovered that certain demographics of Bird Watchers are more sexually active than others.The elderly find that bird watching is not strenuous. And this erotic experience can be enjoyed privately through binoculars. Most disturbing are the groups of bird watchers seeking vicarious sexual gratification in the woods.
A psychologist who studies bird watching says: “Adults, disguised as bird watchers mask their debauchery by taking trips in groups. They can then achieve climax in the safety of the woods. Particularly disturbing is the high number of senior citizens using binoculars and telescopes to observe birds mating.
“These horny Peeping Toms satisfy their craving for sex by focusing their debasement on birds. This perversion must be halted, otherwise the entire moral fibre of our nation is going to hell.”.
A former birdwatcher, who recently resigned from his club in Meritt Island, FL, said:“I am sad about the reprehensible behavior of these bird watchers who need to satisfy their pornographic pleasures. Shame on them!”.
A member of Congress, who requested anonymity, is quietly drafting legislature that would levy stiff fines against people caught with bird porn in their possession, either photos or internet images.
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326 Responses to “Our mission”
Our mission
Bird watcher also bird-watcher n. A person who observes and identifies birds in their natural surroundings.
According to the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service forty eight million people watch birds. We have discovered that certain demographics of Bird Watchers are more sexually active than others.The elderly find that bird watching is not strenuous. And this erotic experience can be enjoyed privately through binoculars. Most disturbing are the groups of bird watchers seeking vicarious sexual gratification in the woods.
A psychologist who studies bird watching says: “Adults, disguised as bird watchers mask their debauchery by taking trips in groups. They can then achieve climax in the safety of the woods. Particularly disturbing is the high number of senior citizens using binoculars and telescopes to observe birds mating.
“These horny Peeping Toms satisfy their craving for sex by focusing their debasement on birds. This perversion must be halted, otherwise the entire moral fibre of our nation is going to hell.”.
A former birdwatcher, who recently resigned from his club in Meritt Island, FL, said:“I am sad about the reprehensible behavior of these bird watchers who need to satisfy their pornographic pleasures. Shame on them!”.
A member of Congress, who requested anonymity, is quietly drafting legislature that would levy stiff fines against people caught with bird porn in their possession, either photos or internet images.
For further information on how you can help discourage senior citizens from bird watching and, instead, to channel their energies into socially accepted activities, please contact [email protected].
P.S. For those who think it’s a joke or a hoax, we have to disappoint you - the problem is real and there is absolutely nothing funny about birds being abused. We created a youtube channel just to post Anaida Krok’s video response to you clever posters:
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326 Responses to “Our mission”
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Robert Porter Says:
August 4, 2008 at 8:17 am It’s about time that someone brought this problem to the attention of the public. In my area, the bird-watching perverts are truly disgusting. They congregate in large numbers and enjoy their “hobby” on weekends. On more than one occasion, I’ve had to lead my children away from the area, lest they witness this perversion.
Just because these people are old, that doesn’t mean that they aren’t freaks. Getting your “jollies” by watching birds have sex is just SICK! Something needs to be done about this. Our politicians don’t seem to care. Everyone should write a letter to the editor of their local newspaper about this perversity. -
Allison Says:
August 4, 2008 at 6:47 pm Is this a joke? -
Stefan Says:
August 4, 2008 at 7:25 pm please tell me this is a joke.
donate money to help those in need and not by handing out flyers and posting stuff on the internet. spend some time at a nursing home and learn something from the seniors - once they are gone so are many of their memories.
The fact that these seniors are getting out and enjoying nature should never, ever be discouraged. -
Annie Says:
August 4, 2008 at 7:36 pm Really? Do you have nothing better to do than this? -
Colleen Says:
August 4, 2008 at 8:54 pm Is this for real because I take this very seriously! -
jim sweitzer Says:
August 5, 2008 at 12:36 am I LIKE BIRDS. I LIKE WATCHING THEM BECAUSE THEY ARE AWESOME. THIS CAMPAIGN TURNS ME OFF… BAD. BIRDS ARE GOOD TO LOOK AT SO STOP.
I LIKE TURTLES!
