This guy is driving down the road in the country when suddenly BANG!! He
hits something running across the road in his car. He pulls up and sees he's
knocked over a skunk and he sees three little baby skunks run off in to the
bushes, he realizes he has killed the baby skunks parent so he runs after
them and catches them and puts the on the back seat of the car to take to the
vets to find out what he can do for them. The guy arrives at vets and picks
the three little skunks up and takes them inside. He explains to the vet what
he has done and asks the vet what he should.
The vet tells him he can do one of two things, he can let them go in to
the wild and cope for themselves or he can take them home and bring them up
himself. The vet explains that if he leaves them to look after themselves in
the wild they will probably die because they are so young. The guy tells the
vet that he doesn't want to do that and that he would rather take them home
and look after them because he feels it's his responsibility. The vets tells
him that he must feed the skunks on warm milk and crushed cookies and that
the most important thing is that the skunks are kept warm. So off the guy
goes with the three skunks and he takes them home and explains to the wife
what happened. She agrees it's the best thing to do.
"You go in to the kitchen and boil a pan of milk," he says to his wife,
"and I'll crush some cookies out here," he continues.
She agrees and off she goes.
He shouts to her in the kitchen, "what I propose is, tonight when we go
to bed, you can get the skunks and to keep them warm they can all sleep
between your legs".
His wife replies, "that's all very well but what about the smell?".
The husband replies, "don't worry they'll get used to it, I did!".
hits something running across the road in his car. He pulls up and sees he's
knocked over a skunk and he sees three little baby skunks run off in to the
bushes, he realizes he has killed the baby skunks parent so he runs after
them and catches them and puts the on the back seat of the car to take to the
vets to find out what he can do for them. The guy arrives at vets and picks
the three little skunks up and takes them inside. He explains to the vet what
he has done and asks the vet what he should.
The vet tells him he can do one of two things, he can let them go in to
the wild and cope for themselves or he can take them home and bring them up
himself. The vet explains that if he leaves them to look after themselves in
the wild they will probably die because they are so young. The guy tells the
vet that he doesn't want to do that and that he would rather take them home
and look after them because he feels it's his responsibility. The vets tells
him that he must feed the skunks on warm milk and crushed cookies and that
the most important thing is that the skunks are kept warm. So off the guy
goes with the three skunks and he takes them home and explains to the wife
what happened. She agrees it's the best thing to do.
"You go in to the kitchen and boil a pan of milk," he says to his wife,
"and I'll crush some cookies out here," he continues.
She agrees and off she goes.
He shouts to her in the kitchen, "what I propose is, tonight when we go
to bed, you can get the skunks and to keep them warm they can all sleep
between your legs".
His wife replies, "that's all very well but what about the smell?".
The husband replies, "don't worry they'll get used to it, I did!".
