Starbucks closes for 3 hours Tuesday Nationwide

  • Wanna Join? New users you can now register lightning fast using your Facebook or Twitter accounts.
Dec 18, 2002
3,928
5
0
38
#21
Is Starbucks as big in Cali as it is up here in Seattle? We literally have 2 Starbucks for every downtown city block, and a Starbucks inside of every Safeway and Mall...
 

Gas One

Moderator
May 24, 2006
39,741
12,147
113
45
Downtown, Pittsburg. Southeast Dago.
#24
i dunno, id go through a fast food drive through, a gas station, or a donut shop (most close at 11pm-12am) before i hit 7-11..for coffee...

and past that time, chances of me drinking coffee is slim...

im probably going to 7-11 for beer until 2am...
7-11 just seems like a place where coffee sits for 3 days....

and all 7-11 graveyard personnel are crazy..dont even trust them fools with nothin that aint sealed..
 

Defy

Cannabis Connoisseur
Jan 23, 2006
24,139
16,657
0
45
Rich City
#27
theres only a few situations in which i will enter starbucks.

1) im really really really really really stoned and i want one of those lemon tart cakes.

2) im getting free coffee via gift card.

3) im drunk.

im usually so stoned that when the chick at starbucks asks me for my name i get lightweight offended, like you cant just look for the black guy and tell me my shit is ready? why you gotta know my name, so your ugly ass can go on craigslist and mention it in the missed connections section?

imma start making up names from NOW ON.

like "Gassy F. Baby"

iced coffe for Gassy F. Baby! and imma post in the starbucks chair like i dont hear it so i can hear that one more time..and then be like PLEASE say the baby
LOL

I can't stand when places ask for my name.....I got an odd ass name so off top they're gonna be like "what?" as soon as I say it.....then they got the nerve to ask how to spell it.....someone is bout to call that shit out so may as well spell it how it sounds so they can pronounce it right when they callin my name.....

10 times outta nine (and if I'm lying, fine) I use my son's name
 
Dec 18, 2002
3,928
5
0
38
#29
I know its alreadu been said, but one more time for the cheap seats..



FUCK HOWARD SCHULTZ!!!!!
This reminds me of the time I was on the metro bus and this guy got on and looked at a girl on her cell phone, shook his head, held up his arms and annouced to the bus "OK EVERYONE GET OUT YOUR CELL PHONES AND MAKE A CALL SIMULTANEOUSLY--DO NOT--I REPEAT--DO NOT TALK TO THE PEOPLE NEXT TO YOU."

He went on to describe Howard Schultz as a "SCARED JEW FROM BROOKLYN TRYING TO MAKE AS MUCH MONEY AS HE CAN BECAUSE HIS FATHER WAS A POOR JEW BEFORE HIM AND BEING POOR SCARES HIM TO DEATH".
 
Apr 9, 2005
9,480
78
0
41
www.myspace.com
#33
theres only a few situations in which i will enter starbucks.

1) im really really really really really stoned and i want one of those lemon tart cakes.

2) im getting free coffee via gift card.

3) im drunk.

im usually so stoned that when the chick at starbucks asks me for my name i get lightweight offended, like you cant just look for the black guy and tell me my shit is ready? why you gotta know my name, so your ugly ass can go on craigslist and mention it in the missed connections section?

imma start making up names from NOW ON.

like "Gassy F. Baby"

iced coffe for Gassy F. Baby! and imma post in the starbucks chair like i dont hear it so i can hear that one more time..and then be like PLEASE say the baby
lmao
 
Jan 14, 2008
1,467
264
0
#34
LMMFAO @ finding your name in the missed connections section of craigslist in your neck of the woods. i always wonder if ill see my name pop up one day. id laugh.