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mrtonguetwista

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A teenager got the shock of her life when she asked for a few small tattoo stars and awoke to find half her face was covered in them.


Kimberley Vlaeminck, 18, has begun legal proceedings against the tattoo artist who she claims went way beyond his brief.

The Belgian teen says she woke up in pain after falling asleep as Rouslan Toumaniantz drew the permanent ink designs.

She then discovered 56 "frightening" black stars of different sizes from her nose to ear and brow to chin.

Ms Vlaeminck said she feels devastated.

She said: "I wanted him to tattoo on just three little points but he suggested three stars, saying it would look prettier.

"When he started the tattooing I didn't want to feel the pain and so I went to sleep. I had got up at five in the morning."

She told the Flemish newspaper Het Laatste Nieuws: "I woke up when he was starting to tattoo my nose and I saw what he had already done. I counted 56 stars, it's frightening."

But Mr Toumaniantz, who works in the town of Courtrai, denied that his client had fallen asleep and said he fulfilled her request.

"She was awake the whole time," he said. "I don't use hypnosis or drugs. She agreed to it. The problems started when her father and his friend saw the tattoos."

He added: "Basically she stood up during the session. She went down on the couch, stood up, looked in the mirror, went down and not only can I say it but I have one witness who saw everything."

Ms Vlaeminck, from the city of Kortrijk, about 50 miles north-west of Brussels, said she wanted to keep the tattoos on her forehead but would have the rest removed.

She now hopes they can be taken off using laser treatment, which would cost thousands of pounds.

A local prosecutor said Ms Vlaeminck had complained to the police and made allegations of assault and battery.

 

L.D.S.

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All I got to say is:









BITCH, YOU FELL ASLEEP WHILE HE WAS TATTOOING YOU!


She insulted him by falling asleep.

Creepy tattoo artist guy with 20 lip piercings, FTW.
 

FDS

RIP DUKE BROTHERS
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that bitch is hella bullshittting, NOBODY falls asleep getting tatted on there face. And if all she wanted was 3 stars, that would have been done in 20 minutes. so BULLSHIT. that bitch is just mad cuz her daddy wants to beat her ass.
 
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I was JUST about to post this. Thanks dick!


And I'm fairly certain there's a doctor out there somewhere who can testify the virtual impossibility of any human being able to reach a deep enough state of sleep to not realize they're being tattooed.


I mean, I hit like stage three sleep when I get inked, but no where near REM sleep where you wouldn't feel it or realize what's going on.
 

R

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see what she needs to do is go down to the beach and get herself some sand

pour 5kg of the sand into a pillowcase and then tie the open end of the pillowcase

next, she must stand at the top of a hill at 3am on the darkest night of the year surrounded by a circle of 13 of her most loyal friends

taking the pillowcase full of sand, she should proceed to swing it around in a circle for 20 seconds with her eyes closed and then let go of the pillow case

the pillow case should hopefully go and hit one of her friends

this friend must run naked to the nearest river and retrieve the largest fish they can find, after the friend returns with the fish, they must coat in a layer of sand from the pillowcase

the friend with the fish must now slap the girl with the stars on her face, using the fish and the stars will begin to fade, this must be done while the remaining friends in the circle sing the fresh prince of bel air song

the girl should be continuously slapped with the sand coated fish until the stars have faded, her face will now be back to normal


hope this helps
 
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that bitch is lieing. You cant sleep while getting tats. On top of that, she said she's keeping the stars on her forehead. That basically tells you she's stupid. Clearly the bitch thought it would be totally awesome to have stars all over her face. After which she realized she's an idiot and rather than facing the humiliation she tried to play it off like the tat man did it and because he looks like a freak people will believe it.