Washington — White House officials said today that authority in Iraq will be handed over on June 30 to “some guy” who has been chosen randomly by the President.
The future leader of Iraq, Johnny Turner, a U.S. citizen, has no experience in government or diplomacy, nor a permanent address or any detectable career or job experience.
“This is [really] awesome. I [really] can’t believe this [stuff],” Turner said on his appointment as President of Iraq.
The Pentagon said that power over Iraq would be transferred to Turner amid an increased troop deployment and special operations.
The future leader of Iraq, Johnny Turner, a U.S. citizen, has no experience in government or diplomacy, nor a permanent address or any detectable career or job experience.
“This is [really] awesome. I [really] can’t believe this [stuff],” Turner said on his appointment as President of Iraq.
The Pentagon said that power over Iraq would be transferred to Turner amid an increased troop deployment and special operations.