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I COULD NOT MAKE IT, FUCKER AT THE DOOR SAID MUSTY NUTZ, ME, MARK 7, KOBE SOZ AND PLAYA RAE WAS NOT ON THE LIST...I TOLD MARK NOT TO BRING KOBE.....HIM AND HIS OVER SIZED BUSNESS SUITS....WE HAD TO HOLD MUSTY UP, HE WAS TOSSED....AND THE FOOL HAD A NEEDLE STILL STUCK IN HIS NECK......FUCK!!!!!!!!!!
AND I BET PLAYA RAE $40 THAT I COULD DO THE RODGER RABBIT ALL THE WAY DOWN THE RED CARPET....MAN I NEED THAT 40 FOR MY 10' VOGUES...FUCK.... AND I WENT ALL THE WAY DOWN THERE FOR NOTHING....CHIT!!!!!!!!!!!
AND I KNOW COOL NUTZ AND BOSKO SAW ME WAVING MY ARMS LIKE AN IDIOT
YELLING (BOOOOOSSSSSSSSSS......CCCCCCOOOOOOOOOLLLLLL.....BBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSS .....COOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!)
THEN MUSTY THREW UP IN THE RENTED LIMO....I HAD TO CLEAN IT UP..CAUSE HE WOULD NOT WAKE UP AND THEN WE HAD TO TAKE HIM TO THE HOSPITAL .....COME TO FIND OUT THE BASTARD OD'ED ON US...THAT RUINED MY NIGHTAND KOBE TRYING TO SELL HIS POSTER,CD,DVD,BUMPER STICKER,ACTION FIGURE, LUNCH BOX, KEY CHAIN,BLUNT WRAP ALL FOR $20 TO PEOPLE IN THE PARKING LOT AT THE HOSPITAL,
AND I BET PLAYA RAE $40 THAT I COULD DO THE RODGER RABBIT ALL THE WAY DOWN THE RED CARPET....MAN I NEED THAT 40 FOR MY 10' VOGUES...FUCK.... AND I WENT ALL THE WAY DOWN THERE FOR NOTHING....CHIT!!!!!!!!!!!
AND I KNOW COOL NUTZ AND BOSKO SAW ME WAVING MY ARMS LIKE AN IDIOT
YELLING (BOOOOOSSSSSSSSSS......CCCCCCOOOOOOOOOLLLLLL.....BBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSS .....COOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!)
THEN MUSTY THREW UP IN THE RENTED LIMO....I HAD TO CLEAN IT UP..CAUSE HE WOULD NOT WAKE UP AND THEN WE HAD TO TAKE HIM TO THE HOSPITAL .....COME TO FIND OUT THE BASTARD OD'ED ON US...THAT RUINED MY NIGHTAND KOBE TRYING TO SELL HIS POSTER,CD,DVD,BUMPER STICKER,ACTION FIGURE, LUNCH BOX, KEY CHAIN,BLUNT WRAP ALL FOR $20 TO PEOPLE IN THE PARKING LOT AT THE HOSPITAL,
yeah man I just got off the plane the hospital put me on.....but shit, i got on the wrong fuckin one ya'll, man they got me on some red-eye flight and next thing you know im in Seattle....Yeah i was doin my thang wit the big bad heron...ya'll like how i can just leave the needle in and just inject a little at a time all night long...and i wanna know who switched the fuckin Coke with Meth...that shit aint funny
Mark 7 had a skittles bag fulla vicodins and was washing em down with Yager...last i remember he was all over Anna Nicole Smith and they were seeing who could take more...,rae brought these white bitches from Colorado wit him, but i was cool...aint tryin to end up like Kobe, i stole all 3 of them bitches purses...sorry Rae, but you a playa...you know how it is.
BTW tell Amanda her American Express is Maxxed the fuck out...i thought there wasnt a credit limit on these?....lol
Speaking of which, who the fuck invited the goofy white boy that kept gigglin all night, dude that was wearin his fathers business suit...kept freestylin bout some dumb shit....it was funny as fuck when Suge bitch slapped dude and him and Farrakhan stomped him..it was funny when he was standing there bleeding talkin bout "Why yooo haaatin on the K to the OBE "
then i remember slopoke smashin off with that fat girl he managed to fit into that AMC Pacer he drives with the 10" spinner hubcabs he painted gold...i aint never seen a suspension and shocks under so much pressure, that broad was like 4'11" and 385 400 at least...my nigga had to take the damn lawn chair that he uses as a passenger seat just so she could fit...
and she was blacker than Wesley Snipes and had a damn eyepatch, i swear that nigga left with a 400 lb dark ass midget Black C impersonator
anyways ya'll...i had a good night...my lawyer keeps callin me like crazy...he says its urgent, i think i should call him back...
Mark 7 had a skittles bag fulla vicodins and was washing em down with Yager...last i remember he was all over Anna Nicole Smith and they were seeing who could take more...,rae brought these white bitches from Colorado wit him, but i was cool...aint tryin to end up like Kobe, i stole all 3 of them bitches purses...sorry Rae, but you a playa...you know how it is.
BTW tell Amanda her American Express is Maxxed the fuck out...i thought there wasnt a credit limit on these?....lol
Speaking of which, who the fuck invited the goofy white boy that kept gigglin all night, dude that was wearin his fathers business suit...kept freestylin bout some dumb shit....it was funny as fuck when Suge bitch slapped dude and him and Farrakhan stomped him..it was funny when he was standing there bleeding talkin bout "Why yooo haaatin on the K to the OBE "
then i remember slopoke smashin off with that fat girl he managed to fit into that AMC Pacer he drives with the 10" spinner hubcabs he painted gold...i aint never seen a suspension and shocks under so much pressure, that broad was like 4'11" and 385 400 at least...my nigga had to take the damn lawn chair that he uses as a passenger seat just so she could fit...
and she was blacker than Wesley Snipes and had a damn eyepatch, i swear that nigga left with a 400 lb dark ass midget Black C impersonator
anyways ya'll...i had a good night...my lawyer keeps callin me like crazy...he says its urgent, i think i should call him back...
Dana, don't act like niggas didnt see YOU and was hollerin at you to get us in...NOOOO...you just kept on walkin with ya bottle on Henn like you didnt hear niggas screamin out ya name...you had hella those backstage passes and wouldnt even let ya folks get in...that was fucked up...nigga it was cold as fuck out there, you should know..shit you barely had anything on, wit ya chichi's hangin all out and them lowrider jeans on
Yeah ok little miss "ima go holla at Yuk backstage and then Ima come back and get ya'll and we all gonna party" ....man that shit was fucked up.....
Yeah ok little miss "ima go holla at Yuk backstage and then Ima come back and get ya'll and we all gonna party" ....man that shit was fucked up.....
SEE THE FUCKED UP PART WAS I WENT INTO THE KITCEN OF THE HOTEL THAT WE WERE STAYING AT AND I THOUGHT IT WAS FLOUR (SO I COULD ROLL HER AROUD TO FIND THE WET SPOT) AND IT ENED UP BEING THE 4 POUNDS OF MUSTYS WEEKEND COKE SUPPLY...MAN MY BAD I KNEW I BLAMED IT ON KOBE BUT I HAD TO WAIT TILL I WAS IN SKREWATTLE AND YOU WHERE IN THE BAY TO TELL U THIS, BUT IT WAS ME THAT USED UP THAT BIG WHITE BAG OF POWDER, AND I SHOULD BE TRIPING OFF YOU CAUSE AFTER LIKE A MIN, MY BALLS WENT NUMB......I BANGED FOR HOURS AND THOUGHT I WAS A SEX MACHINE BUT NAWWWWWW IT WAS TO PERUVIN FLAKE ON MY NUTS, SO I BLAMED IT ON KOBE, MARK ALLWAYS LIKE HANGING OUT WIF HIM FOR SOME REASON.....MAYBE HE NEEDS SOMEONE TO LOOK LESS ATRACKIVE TO MAKE HIM FEEL LIKE HE'S THA ONE WOMAN'S ARE LOOKING AT...OR MAYBE CAUSE HE GOT HIM ON PAYROLL....I DONT KNOW...I GOT ERKED WHEN HE WOULD NOT STOP RAPPING ABOUT HIS MENS WHEARE HOUSE BUSINESS SUIT, AND THE HAND JUSTURES LIKE HE GOT A GUN "**CLACK, CLACK** K TO THA OBE, I GOT ALL U SUCKAS WORRYED".......
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
HE GOT ON MY LAST NERVE, AND JUST HAD TO SEE YOU HOLD HIM OVER THE BALCONY RAIL
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
HE GOT ON MY LAST NERVE, AND JUST HAD TO SEE YOU HOLD HIM OVER THE BALCONY RAIL
shit....from what i heard..Yuk hit it too....and i dont only mean the coke....I smoked 2 backwoods wit Bosko and I think I fucked up his singing career....dude sounded more like an angry Cougnut mixed wit Macy Gray with strep throat when we left.
lol...any of ya'll see 6footas thong hanging from the antenna of Yuks limo....shit was comedy...thats what she get for wearin those see thru high heels .
lol...any of ya'll see 6footas thong hanging from the antenna of Yuks limo....shit was comedy...thats what she get for wearin those see thru high heels .
yeah boy, i bet that bitch bleed gravy, she was something serious boy....it funny cause she was only like 4'11" and i seen Slowpoke on his tiptoes tryin to keep up wit her height wise....i seen him leavin a trail of Twinkies from the red carpet to the motel, sprinklin M&M's in between...you shoulda seen that damn troughpro, she took the bait.... and before you knew it slowpoke was greasin her up tryin to get her through the motel door.
she bumped into me on the way, i still smell that hot rotten spam odor she left everywhere...i dumped my whole bottle of coolwater on that bitch as she passed, but the thick layer of crisco like sweat coating her body provided a barrier....
and this nigga called me the next day hella juiced....braggin and shit, talkin bout he got him a TOP NOTCH....damn wait till i upload the pics
she bumped into me on the way, i still smell that hot rotten spam odor she left everywhere...i dumped my whole bottle of coolwater on that bitch as she passed, but the thick layer of crisco like sweat coating her body provided a barrier....
and this nigga called me the next day hella juiced....braggin and shit, talkin bout he got him a TOP NOTCH....damn wait till i upload the pics