I've always thought so. WAIT! I got a message from God coming through right now! *....yes...uh huh...right, go on....yes....Bwhahahaha!....ok...sure....right....ok, got it.*
God says your thread sucks and He saw you jerking to that 2002-2003 NBA Lakers calendar lastnight while you were on the crapper. He also said sorry about giving you such a small wanker. He ran out of clay that day.