Some Helpful Hints for ya'lls

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Apr 26, 2002
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>Helpful Hint #1

>If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a jug of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage is almost instantly removed.

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>Helpful Hint #2

>Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.

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>Helpful Hint #3

>Don't buy expensive 'ribbed' condoms, just buy an ordinary one and slip a handful of frozen peas inside it before you put it on.

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>Helpful Hint #4

>Putting just the right amount of gin in your goldfish bowl makes the fishes' eyes bulge and cause them to swim in an amusing manner.

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>Helpful Hint #5

>An empty aluminum cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes a wonderful inexpensive vibrator.

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>Helpful Hint #6

>Avoid arguments with the missus about lifting the toilet seat by simply pissing in the sink.

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>Helpful Hint #7

>High blood pressure sufferers: Simply cut yourself and bleed for a while, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.

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>Helpful Hint #8

>A mouse trap, set and_placed on top on of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep.

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>Helpful Hint #9

>If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.

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Apr 25, 2002
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"i've just pissed out the window some nights..."


haha at my dads house its a hella long walk to the bathroom so i just cut a hole in the screen and i piss out that in the middle of the night it makes it hella easier u just do it and lie down and pass out again.
 
Apr 25, 2002
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When im at a bar or walking to one, i piss just right off the sidewalk.

I've pissed in a sink before, my homies sink in his basement next to his room. the sink that the washer/dryer drains the water in. i hate waking up in the middle of the night and have to walk upstairs to piss.

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Apr 25, 2002
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pissing in the shower reminds me of that one seinfeld when George gets caught pissing in the shower at the gym. that episode was comedy.

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