Some funny shit I found-racist but a funny read

[already dead.]

Fuck black people who talk through movies non-stop. No I don't want to fucking fight you, what is this American Gladiators? Do I have to knock you out of your seat to win silence during the movie I fucking paid for? I asked you to shut the fuck up. Whether or not you tell the main character "Ooh, don't go in there", they will most likely do it anyways. I've seen the show "Mystery Science Theatre 3000", and apparently so has 99 percent of the black population. They like it so much, they try and turn every movie they see into a version of that show. I'm guessing on the way to the movie theatre groups of black friends decide who will be Steve, who will be the robot, and who will be the gumball machine. Thank you, Black America, I liked it too, but not that much. Maybe we need to have a seperate "Black screening time" where you can talk all you want to each other. You can talk on a cell phone too, since that is another favorite movie pasttime. Shit, we put rubber padding on the walls during the black hour and you can jump around in the theatre all you want. Start the first African-American mosh pit, or better yet, fight each other! It will be a battle royale! You can be assigned random teams at the door, and instead of just threatening everyone who tells you to shut the fuck up, you can have a team fight! It'll be like movie theatre "blood and crip"! Fun for all.