SOME FUCKED UP SHIT

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Feb 5, 2006
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I WAS AT MY CUZZOS PARTY LAST NIGHT, WE WAS ALL FUCKIN RIPPED, WENT TO THE HOUSE AND PASSED OUT. IVE BEEN ON THE LAPTOP CUZ MY DESKTOP COMPUTER DONT WORK. SO LAST NIGHT BEFORE I PASSED OUT MY INTERNET STOPPED WORKIN ON MY LAPTOP SO I THOUGHT MY SERVICE WAS JUS FUCKIN UP. THIS MORNING IT STILL DIDNT WORK, WENT TO MY DESKTOP COMPUTER TO SEE WASSUP. COME TO FIND OUT, THE KEYBOARD AND MY MODEM GOT FUCKIN PISSED ON. SEEN HELA LIQUID ON THE KEYBOARD AND I COULD SMELL THAT SHIT. SO NOW MY INTERNET IS SLOW CUZ IM USIN MY NEIGHBORS INTERNET CUZ MY MODEM IS BROKEN. I GUESS MY LIL CUZZO WOKE UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT HALF ASLEEP AND JUS PISSED RIGHT THERE IN THE LIVING ROOM ON THE DESK. FUCKED UP SHIT IS HE ONLY 8 SO HE WASNT EVEN DRUNK. WE GOT HOME AND HE WENT TO SLEEP RIGHT ON THE FLOOR HELLA QUICK SO I JUS LEFT HIM THERE. FUCKER GOT UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND PISSED ON MY SHIT. LOL
 
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damn that succs lol....time to find a cracchead with a laptop for playa price.....
 
Mar 4, 2007
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707REPRESENTA said:
I WAS AT MY CUZZOS PARTY LAST NIGHT, WE WAS ALL FUCKIN RIPPED, WENT TO THE HOUSE AND PASSED OUT. IVE BEEN ON THE LAPTOP CUZ MY DESKTOP COMPUTER DONT WORK. SO LAST NIGHT BEFORE I PASSED OUT MY INTERNET STOPPED WORKIN ON MY LAPTOP SO I THOUGHT MY SERVICE WAS JUS FUCKIN UP. THIS MORNING IT STILL DIDNT WORK, WENT TO MY DESKTOP COMPUTER TO SEE WASSUP. COME TO FIND OUT, THE KEYBOARD AND MY MODEM GOT FUCKIN PISSED ON. SEEN HELA LIQUID ON THE KEYBOARD AND I COULD SMELL THAT SHIT. SO NOW MY INTERNET IS SLOW CUZ IM USIN MY NEIGHBORS INTERNET CUZ MY MODEM IS BROKEN. I GUESS MY LIL CUZZO WOKE UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT HALF ASLEEP AND JUS PISSED RIGHT THERE IN THE LIVING ROOM ON THE DESK. FUCKED UP SHIT IS HE ONLY 8 SO HE WASNT EVEN DRUNK. WE GOT HOME AND HE WENT TO SLEEP RIGHT ON THE FLOOR HELLA QUICK SO I JUS LEFT HIM THERE. FUCKER GOT UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND PISSED ON MY SHIT. LOL
i told you, that you shouldn't have licked his girls titties hahaha.
thas wut you get...hahah
 
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Maybe you pissed on it yourself, didn't remember and now you're blaming your 8 yr old cousin.. or your friend woke up and didn't remember... who knows what could have happend..
 
Jun 15, 2005
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Not too expensive to replace, so it's not all bad.

Here's my thing though. You mentioned the desktop is sitting on a desk, so and 8 year old would have to aim high to wet the keyboard. To the point where you might be able to argue that he knew what he was doing.

Oh well though, you still gotta replace your pissed on stuff. No way around that.
 
Mar 4, 2007
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white devil...how'd you know i liked that underage lovin..oh wait its not underage, cause i'm still underage..hmmm
hah



well yeah david, this is the karma you get for messin with your cousin's girl..i know i know its a different cousin, but he was probably told by your older cousin to do it haha...you thought it was all gravy too, haha.
 
Feb 5, 2006
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Lo-Lo said:
somebodys ass would get beat... what kinda sick shit pissin on the damn computer

HAHA IF IT WASANYBODY ELSE, THEY WOULD GET THEY ASS BEAT AND BUY EVERYTHING PLUS PAY ME FOR PAIN AND SUFFERING. LOL BUT IM NOT GONNA MOLLYWOP MY LIL CUZZO
 
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iaoish said:
Maybe you pissed on it yourself, didn't remember and now you're blaming your 8 yr old cousin.. or your friend woke up and didn't remember... who knows what could have happend..

HAHA NAH CUZ I WAS IN MY ROOM ON MY LAPTOP WHEN MY INTERNET WENT DOWN. I DIDNT LEAVE MY ROOM AT ALL AFTER I GOT IN THE HOUSE.