SOME DUMB SHIT... FUCKIN NEW NEIGHBORS

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DAT NIGGA TAZZ

DAT NIGGA TAZZ

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THESE PEOPLE R MOVIN INTO THIS APARTMENT BY ME IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT... I GO GET IN MY CAR CUZ I NEED 2 GO TO WALGREENS. AS SOON AS I START MY CAR TO LEAVE THIS CAR PULLS RIGHT BEHIND ME AND STOPS. THIS LADY GETS OUT TO HELP HER FRIEND BACK UP THE U-HAUL TRUCK. I NOTICE THE TRUCK BACKING UP KINDA CLOSE TO MY CAR. IM THINKING TO MYSELF "THAT WOULD BE SOME SHIT IF SHE BACKED INTO MY CAR"

SO NOW I CAN HEAR HER FRIEND LIKE "KEEP GOIN, KEEP GOIN KEEP GOIN... STOP. STOP, STOP!" THEN OF COURSE THE RETARDED ASS BITCH PULLS THE CLASSIC "I THOUGHT THE GAS PEDAL MADE IT STOP" AND BACKS THIS BIG ASS U-HAUL INTO MY PARKED CAR, WITH ME IN IT!

WE ALL GET OUT AND I GO LOOK AT MY CAR IM LIKE "WHAT THE FUCK, ARE YOU SERIOUS BITCH". SHE RUNS UP TO THE BACK OF MY SHIT AND STARTS TOUCHIN MY BUMPER, LIKE "O WHEEW! ITS NOT BAD". SHE WASNT EVEN TRIPPIN THAT SHE COULDA PUSHED MY CAR INTO A WALL WITH ME IN IT. I WAS GLAD IT WASNT THAT FUCKED UP, BUT STILL IM LIKE "THATDONT MEAN ITS OK DRIVE AROUND BAP PEOPLES CARS WITH A BIG ASS U-HAUL TRUCK, LET UR FRIEND DRIVE IF UR STUPID ASS CANT DO IT."

THE HUSBAND DIDNT SAY A FUCKIN WORD WHILE I WAS CUSSIN HIS WIFE OUT LOL, I THINK HE ALREADY KNEW HIS WIFE WAS A STUPID CUNT. THE ONLY REASON I STARTED TO CHILL OUT WAS BECAUSE I GOT A BETTER LOOK AT THEIR DAUGHTER, AND SHE LOOKED GOOD. IM TRYNA GET AT THAT SO... LOL.

I ALREADY HAVE A SHORT AND ROUND 40 YEAR OLD LADY WHO WANTS MORE OF MY DICK, AND A WHITE BITCH WITH SHARPIE EYEBROWS WITH A MENTALLY CHALLENGED EX-SURENO FOR MY NEIGHBORS... AS IF THEYRE NOT BAD ENOUGH. I KNOW IMA HAVE MORE PROBLEMS WITH THESE NEW MUTHAFUCKAS THO. ITS BAD WHEN U GET INTO A ARGUEMENT WITH YOUR NEIGHBORS BEFORE THEYRE EVEN LIVING THERE

HOW MANY OF YALL GOT SOME EXTRA BOOTSY ASS NEIGHBORS?
 
BIGSBY

BIGSBY

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I got this stupid white bitch & her goofy ass husband who just moved in . .... the bitch has one of those stupid ass little purse poodles & the little piece of shit stays @ the house ALL day & just fuckin barks non stop from like 8 in the morning(which is when i get home from work, lucky me) til like 6 or 7 in the afternoon ! the other day it started howling like a coyote ; i swear to god im gonna punt that little dog like a football if i ever see it outside .
 
DAT NIGGA TAZZ

DAT NIGGA TAZZ

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anthonyy said:
I got this stupid white bitch & her goofy ass husband who just moved in . .... the bitch has one of those stupid ass little purse poodles & the little piece of shit stays @ the house ALL day & just fuckin barks non stop from like 8 in the morning(which is when i get home from work, lucky me) til like 6 or 7 in the afternoon ! the other day it started howling like a coyote ; i swear to god im gonna punt that little dog like a football if i ever see it outside .
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WE GOT A GANG OF LIL DOGS AROUND HERE, FUCKIN SHIT ZUS AND CHIUAWAS N SHIT.

THE WHITE BITCH WITH MCDONALDS ARCHES EYEBROWS HAS A BLUE NOSE PIT AND A MINI CHIUAWA BOTH HELLA LOUD... I ALMOST STEPPED ON THAT DOG AND KILLED IT ONE TIME LOL I THINK MY SHOE IS BIGGER THEN IT IS
 
Rossibreath

Rossibreath

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rose town ryda said:
WE GOT A GANG OF LIL DOGS AROUND HERE, FUCKIN SHIT ZUS AND CHIUAWAS N SHIT. THE WHITE BITCH WITH MCDONALDS ARCHES EYEBROWS HAS A BLUE NOSE PIT AND A MINI CHIUAWA BOTH HELLA LOUD... I ALMOST STEPPED ON THAT DOG AND KILLED IT ONE TIME LOL I THINK MY SHOE IS BIGGER THEN IT IS
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U shud breed the blue nose pit wit the shit zuh, call it a bull shit
 
fillyacup

fillyacup

Rest In Free SoCo
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you lucky you was in the car, they would have bapped your shit and said fuck it for sure and you wouldnt have seen the daughter. walgreens got you some pussy breh
 
iaoish

iaoish

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I hope you took some pictures of the damage of your car and with the truck and them in it.
So you can build a case for your insurance, before they tell you you don't get anything because you probably backed your car into a pole or something.

And yeah it probably was better that you were in it to begin with, imagine you waking up the next morning to get ready to go to work and find your car wrecked.. probably without a note.
 
MysticOracle

MysticOracle

si vis pacem para bellum
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your a fool if you didnt get that insurance from them...


lets see my neighbors to the left foreclosed....so they gone

to the right i got some nutty bitch with 5 kids she drive this saturn with a blown head gasket and loves to leave puddles of chocolate milk all over the street or anywhere she parks...its really comical watching her drive away in it as it sputters and dies a few times because the cylinders are flooded with coolant....

and the houses across the way have for rent signs...
 
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Simpaticone1

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I have the "Perfect American Family next to me" wife , Husband , kids 2 I think . Well one night he smelled a little smoke from a joint. He popped his head over the fence & said he was gonna call the police . I said ok it will be gone by the time the get here lets work this out Im a Pot Patient . I have a card , he did not care . The police never came & we later talked & agreed I would not smoke in the backyard ( I don't want problems) well since then I smoke in the garage & cough a lot because I smoke BOMB . I see him every so often (not much) but he always has to start coughing really loud so I can hear him .??????

Fuck him - He just installed a pool anything I can do to ruin the pool if he gets outa line. ???????

LOLOL - I wish I lived on 5 acres in the woods ...........
 
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